Finally the ceasefire with Iran is over.
And of course, of course, it happens right after I booked my summer vacay to Carg Island.
It's like Carg Island.
A British gardener grew a record 3 pound 13 ounce garlic bulb.
You know, it's crap like that that reminds me why we declared our independence from England.
It's exactly like that.
That crap.
According to animal experts, giraffes can perform rudimentary math.
And according to RFK Jr., they're also delicious.
And you know, it's just because they never speak up in class because they're scared to stick their necks out.
Get out of there scared to...
Stick there, next sound.
All right, thanks.
Thanks for trying.
The Emmy nominations are out.
Hacks led all comedies with 24 nominations, and despite the title, Hacks is not about Jimmy Fallon's writing snap.
The Pit has the most nominations of all shows with 25.
It's a fantasy show about intelligent, talented, and caring doctors who, for some reason, choose to live in Pittsburgh.
And Kim Kardashian's show, All's Fair, got nominations for hair styling and makeup.
And her bra got one for best supporting garment.
Brad Pitt went Instagram official with his new girlfriend, so exciting, so exciting.
Or as Angelina Jolie put it, target acquired commenced operation break up.
Travis Kelsey reportedly cried when he heard Taylor Swift's vows.
And even more when he heard her prenup.
Steven Spielberg is producing a horror movie based on multiple choice.
A, a viral YouTube series.
B, a best-selling novel.
Or C, the news.
And finally, the World Cup is down to eight teams.
But since none are the US, we can go not care about it more than we already didn't care about it.
If you followed that.
That's all I got.
Water's where the water's where you go calm.
On 1-5-7, K.O.K.Z, Iowa's classic hero.
