Iben and Wandom Wanda On the Phone 2

Well, hey there.

It's Waters from the Waters Wake Up Call.

Here it is, Wandom Wednesday, and my two very favorite people to call every Wandom Wednesday are Wandom Wanda and Ibane.

These are truly the poster children.

If you've heard one call from each of them, you would totally agree.

Yesterday, I was combing through my phone archives over the last year from both of them, and I pulled the best stuff from each and put them together as a kind of a virtual phone call.

So you cl-

Click play and the first one you will hear is the brand new one that will go into the the one I did Oh, it's quite a while back now, but you'll hear both of them as one conversation So it's just three and a half minutes of what the hell are they talking about?

So hit it.

I may

or may not have fell

in love last night

You need to say I love Iowa barn.

Well, I'll bet I just loved this LED lamp I

had.

For one human being to love another is perhaps the most

difficult of all our cats.

Don't say that too loud if you're drunk because you can accidentally slur

it.

I found a picture of a barn.

And you're going to say it.

That's a darn trigger.

That

is my

mom.

It's her AI.

Mom's maiden name.

Listen baby.

Audrey Arlene Aldeiner.

A

female woman.

My mom

was Audrey.

She came in.

She fell over on...

of my stuff I tinker with.

These people aren't alive, I don't

think.

Do you know who Abe Vagoda

is?

That is my grand father.

He dances in his underwear in his main season.

No

way!

Why did you start

it?

It sounds pretty random to me.

You look it

up.

That's a hullabaloo

is what that

is.

Look it up.

That is?

I'm gonna check out that Barney Miller.

You should, because I know I've looked it up before.

Well, I'll be Goda, Abe Vagoda.

But I gotta get up and get...

Have you ever heard about anybody...

leaving like their baby carriage.

What do they call them?

That egg that you had a crank and you turned it and it played music.

No, like they put their baby up on top of the car and they're loading

it.

Like, hey, baby.

Well, no, the... Baby's first step.

Yeah, the...

I don't

know what she's called.

He doesn't talk anymore.

Cause it wore out.

No, he... Now I'm on the back, he turned it and she moved like a little baby.

But

anyways,

I've never heard of people setting it on top of their car to load their groceries and driving off with the baby in their car.

I don't know.

I haven't

looked at it.

On top of the car.

I had

an

appointment.

My home went out in my car.

Oh, of course.

And I bought a kid's bicycle horn because it wasn't really working.

It's like a pink one I've got to give to my great niece.

I only buy bananas every day because I need the potassium.

Yeah.

I only buy four at a time, so

disgusting.

Yeah, and it's got really no flavor.

They're made out of drinks

and... And the battery that's fully charged that is in the back of the drawer, that never gets used and ends up depleting eventually.

I don't know where the charge disappears to, but... Oh

no!

I've been working on railroads.

I gotta get going, get ready.

In a van down by the river.

Okay,

goodbye.

Weekday mornings, 5.30 to

10.