Cyber Monday you know it's the last one this is the last Cyber Monday where people will be able to enjoy spending their money before AI takes their jobs and also keep in mind that online retailers cannot verify age so today is a great time to stock up on smokes
Seriously kids, don't smoke.
A city in Alaska will let residents vote on their smartphones.
This just in, the winner of the election is that one girl influencer on the TikTok.
She's the new president of the United States.
Or I think Candy Crush is vice president.
One in seven Americans support getting rid of all coins.
Okay, but then what does Amazon pay warehouse employees?
Have you thought of them?
A study finds that a low-fat vegan diet leads to greater weight loss than the Mediterranean diet.
Mainly because vegans burn so many calories by constantly bragging that they're vegan.
Like we know already.
The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade hit an all-time ratings high.
In other news, next year's Oscars host will be a giant Garfield balloon.
A doctor diagnosed Kim Kardashian with low brain activity.
Thank you, Dr. Obvious.
Bet Midler turns 80 today.
Now the wind beneath her wings is a rascal mobility scooter.
And we talked about this a little bit earlier, but the USDA says today's the day Thanksgiving leftovers are no longer edible, and I have some obvious signs when you'll know for sure that the leftovers have truly gone bad.
It looks like guacamole, and it feels like guacamole, but it ain't guacamole.
It's covered in fuzz is another one, you know, like when Timothy Chalamet tries to grow a mustache a lot like that.
That's what it looked like.
A sign, there's another sign that your leftovers have gone way bad.
When you offer it to your dog, he says, thanks, but I'll stick with poop.
It's the same shade of green you turn when Nana asks you to rub her
finally, you know that your leftovers really need to be thrown out.
If it's evolved a brain capable of processing simple tasks, like a Kardashian, for instance.
All right.
That's all I got.
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