Hit and Run Headlines 11-13-2025

So today is National Hug a Musician Day, and if you can't find one, eh, the drummer will

do.

Hey, and you wanna hug me?

I'm a musician.

I majored in music back in college, so I haven't had a hug in a long time.

All right, a study finds that protein powders contain high levels of lead that can cause brain damage.

They're proof?

Uh, I don't know.

I'll have to check the label on my protein powder, I guess.

Ice may keep immigrants in Amazon-style warehouses.

Another vast empty space under consideration, Tennessee Titans home games.

New Jersey's new governor is a Navy officer helicopter pilot.

and former federal prosecutor.

Yes, New Jersey's new governor is George Santos.

Soda may increase depression.

The new Coca-Cola slogan is have a coke and a frown.

Apple is unveiled.

I was talking about this before, but I got another little thing to say about this stupid $230 knitted sock.

that Apple has made to hold your iPhone.

It serves the company's two main goals, making money and laughing at you.

Honda Civics are being recalled because the wheels are falling off.

Why do I get the sense this is an analogy to America?

Social security recipients will get a 2.8% cost of living increase and

You know, Grandpa will just blow it on junk from the Franklin Mint, but whatever.

He makes him happy.

China has a new visa program aimed at luring foreign tech workers.

China needs to make up for the tech workers it loses at the end of every summer when they go back to middle school.

Brox.

Brox is now selling a candy cane opener.

They were inspired to come up with a new holiday device after the success a few months ago of their candy corn destroyer.

They're

also working on a device that turns fruitcake into building material.

They're calling it air.

And I think because it's already building material.

The U.S.

Mint in Philadelphia has officially stopped production on the penny.

It's too bad.

You know I remember back in the day throwback Thursday.

I was thinking back on this when a penny would buy you 20 cassettes or CDs or record albums if you used a fake name you remember that Yeah, and finally Kim Kardashian is surprised she failed the bar exam because four psychics told her she would definitely pass and

And speaking of passing, if a lawyer who consults four psychics offered to represent me, I would definitely pass as well.

I'm no psychic, but that's all I

got.