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The Waters Wake Up Call with Mike Waters · Thu Oct 2, 2025
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Hey, it's Mike Waters from the Waters Wake Up Call.
So how about another full Wanda?
I got a call from the the Wanda Wanda earlier today.
I like when Wanda Wanda calls on other days other than Wanda Wednesday.
She still gets Wanda.
Obviously, I don't think she knows how to not.
get random.
Usually I can't use the full phone call on the air because it gets a little too long, gets a little too rambly.
What I do is I put it up here on my page on the KOKZ website and you can just go ahead and pretty much listen to the full call.
So let's go full Wanda.
Enjoy this.
I
haven't lost my spelling skill.
Well that's good because most people have,
you know.
I was always a good seller.
I am always silly.
with puzzles and I'm very good at it.
And last Sunday, I couldn't get this work for nothing.
And then it just came to me.
I never use Google for my puzzles.
That's good.
don't even run on my computer because I'm waiting for one of those fibers to get it hooked up.
Well,
it's good you don't have the internet then then you can keep using your own head
Okay,
then you it gets
you
outside then that's a good thing too cuz people don't go outside
anymore
Well, maybe
getting to know the neighbors would help your situation.
Maybe it's because you don't know each
other.
Well,
you could still be nice to them and then maybe they would at least leave you alone You know, it's the art of conversation
that we've
lost
Well, did
you turn her in
She's got two tone hair.
I don't, we used to get along with our neighbors before they left and they moved, you know, they're gone.
You should
forget about your neighbors.
Just go inside.
Why don't you go in and
type them a letter?
Go in and type them a letter and put it in their mailboxes and then sew them a nice scarf for winter and say, hey, can't we all just get
along and that will take care of everything, Wandom Wanda.
He better not touch the one tree or the other plant.
I'll smack him
one.
Weekday mornings, 5 30 to 10.
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