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Hey, it's waters from the waters wake up call National Coffee Day today and what better day to celebrate National Coffee Day than on a Monday morning drinking and talking about coffee
Okay,
let me settle in I got my coffee in front of me.
I'm ready.
All right.
I got mine to 1977 I'm a brand new PFC right out of air control school my first
duty station they found out I could type I had to go in early at 5 30 in the morning to a flight schedule but my master gunnery sergeant was William Bagshaw and he was very particular about his coffee it was one of those big silver urns and you had to make it just perfect or you were on his crap list for the day six months later I'm reading Reader's Digest on the 15th anniversary of the Kennedy assassination and they interviewed him
Lee Harvey Oswald's former roommate, William Bagshaw, about Lee Harvey Oswald back in 1958.
And here I am, he's my Master Gunnery Sergeant at my first duty station who taught me how to make coffee.
Wow.
That's insane.
So your, your Gunnery Sergeant was Lee Harvey Oswald's roommate in 1958.
Right.
You got interviewed by Reader's Digest in 1978 on the 15th anniversary, and that's the only way I found out.
Yeah.
He wouldn't talk about any of that.
And I'm sure you probably didn't go up to him and say, so how was Lee Harvey as a roommate?
Yeah.
That wasn't an issue that I'd broach with him.
No.
He was a meaner to me.
Oh, really?
So what was his thing with coffee, and did you do OK?
I did amazing.
I perfected it.
He had a certain number of cups in this big 30 cup urn, and you had to use the spilled water.
It had to be perfect.
OK.
And you did great.
Congratulations on that.
And that is probably the best coffee story I've ever heard.
And thank you for your service.
You're welcome.
I still got the
article.
I bet you do.
That's awesome, man.
Thank you for that story.
All right.
Love you.
Thanks a
lot.
Good morning.
It's your liner.
How are
you?
I'm good there, liner.
What's going on with you today?
That's fine.
Monday morning.
Well.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I wanted to bring up a song I heard this weekend on the PCK songs of the 70s
and I had
heard it in years.
What?
Which
one?
Well, we all remember the Mac and my Sharona.
Good girls don't.
Yeah.
It's a cool song.
It's fun and we got to kick out of it.
We've been added a few alternate words to some of the songs.
the lines of the song.
Oh, geez, Weiner.
Don't say them.
Oh, I know.
It was bad.
It was bad.
You know, we guys added some different lines to other songs as well.
Yes.
I don't want to tell you anything even close to what we did to hit me with your best shot.
Not even.
I can imagine.
I can imagine.
Don't.
Don't even imagine.
Your virgin mind will go to mush.
How do you take it?
How do you take your coffee,
Weiner?
Well, that's
okay.
At least you get caffeine.
Play
that funky music, uh, Weiner.
That almost fits.
Play that funky music, Weiner.
There you
go.
That's okay.
It's, uh,
right.
Well, good girls don't know the words to that song.
It's a
fact.
Good morning.
How are you?
Good.
I
do not.
I do not like coffee.
You don't like coffee at all?
No.
How do you wake up, Julie?
Water.
Okay, water's wake up call would be a good answer, but how does regular water wake you?
Ice water.
Maybe ice down my pants would wake me up, but I think that's the only way it could.
I need coffee.
Oh, hmm.
Coconut coffee.
You know, they do have coconut creamer, so that would that would work.
Not for you.
Yeah,
I did say that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, that's that's great.
I'd love to play the song anyway.
Oh,
that was good.
See, I wish you would have because I think I only got one or two ladies doing the pirate thing and I never get ladies doing the pirate thing.
It kind of stinks.
I know historically there weren't a whole lot of lady pirates, but still.
That's
right.
But she didn't call me!
Shiver me timbers!
Shiver me timbers, lad!
Look at the plank!
Yes.
Yes.
Listening to you this early morning sounds to me like you don't need coffee.
No, I don't.
No?
Well, good for you.
Way to be naturally caffeinated.
I hope you wake up squirrely.
Squirrely?
Okay.
Well, we don't need you any more squirrely, Julie.
No.
No.
Okay.
Well, hey, thanks for calling Julie and have a fantastic day.
As principal, his name was Mr. Coffee.
Mr. Coffee, was that his real name?
Yes, Joe Coffee.
That's funny because Joe DiMaggio used to be the spokesman for Mr. Coffee.
Joe Coffee, Mr. Coffee, that's unbelievable.
His son was in my class.
And probably is now referred to also as Mr. Coffee.
Yes.
Is that Joe Jr.?
Oh, it is.
So his name is Joe as well.
Yes.
Oh my god, my head is blown.
Head is blown!
Uh-oh!
Uh-oh!
I
wonder what that would be.
I mean, I remember that
I
know what you're saying You know what?
I know I know what you're talking about.
We'll have to rename it today We'll have to rename that song because you know what it's called.
No popcorn by hot butter
Well
today we'll call it the percolator song by the Creamers.
But it was 70s, so let's do that one.
That was a big hit actually in the 70s.
Hey, if it sounds like a percolator, what the heck?
I'm always up for anything, you know
that.
You're a coffee snob.
Did
you go right from the dollar store coffee to the great stuff or did you kind of make the little transition via, say,
Folgers?
Well, you know, the light rose gives
you more
caffeine.
Yeah, but a $9 cup of coffee, I'd have to take out a mortgage on my house.
I like
my coffee, my coffee.
As long as you got coffee, you're happy.
Yep.
Yeah, even if it has pumpkin spice in it?
Uh, you don't want to ruin it.
Yeah, I'm with you, brother.
I'm totally with you.
But yeah, love the caffeine.
Just don't put, you don't need to put any crap in it, right?
No frills.
No.
Right on.
No.
Caffeine, that's it.
You bet.
I'll chew on the beans if I have to.
That's the best part.
Yeah, it is.
Have a great
day.
Weekday mornings, 5.30 to 10.
Who used all the
Wi-Fi?
apartment life, bad wi-fi, mystery laundry piles, and a roommate who says, I'll Venmo you.
Maybe 2027 deserves an upgrade.
Coming August 2027, Four Lakes Properties introduces the brand new Union Station apartments.
Furnished, in-unit washer and dryer, internet included, a great central downtown location, one to five bedroom apartments, and no double occupancy fees.
That's less adulting and more actually enjoying where you live.
Union Station apartments, now leasing from Four Lakes Properties.
Wait, we have a washer and dryer in the apartment?
