All right, you know study finds that prison guards prison guards have higher life satisfaction Probably because they get to hang out with their favorite rappers, right?
I think that's I think that's it his boy I'd sure be happy to do no not really today is eat an extra dessert day.
Yes So there's your excuse eat an extra dessert
today and tomorrow is take an extra dose of Osempic Day.
So, also keep that in mind.
September is baby safety month, so be safe with your babies because it is baby safety month here in September.
Rest of the year, babies, you're on your own, but this month will take care of you.
Depression can take up to 20 years off your life.
Man, so if you have a Bears fan in your life, spend as much time with them as you possibly can.
Taco Bell is bringing back some fan favorites from the early 2000s, like the caramel apple empanada, cool ranch Doritos, Locos Tacos.
If you enjoyed them back then, you're probably still digesting them.
The NFL season starts when?
Today!
And would you look at that?
The Bears have already lost their first round playoff game.
Oh, I kid, because I'm a Vikings fan.
They can give me crap anytime you want to.
They're Bears fans.
The Chiefs haven't even played yet, and already seven players have been flagged for penalties against Patrick Mahomes.
Wouldn't you know?
I haven't figured out what games I'm gonna watch yet, because the stupid NFL still hasn't posted Taylor Swift schedule.
Come on, get on that.
Alright, Bill Belichick put his Massachusetts home on the market.
It includes three bedrooms, two baths, and a swing set in the backyard for girlfriends.
Jennifer Aniston revealed her skin care routine.
Now listen carefully if you want your skin to look like Jennifer Aniston's, okay?
Step one, be rich.
That's right, be rich is step one.
Step two, pay a plastic surgeon to take care of your skin.
There, there you go.
Adam Sandler shocked the public when he was spotted in, this is a,
A multiple choice.
A, a tuxedo.
B, an adult video.
Or C, a funny movie.
That's what I'd say.
Denzel Washington no longer watches movies.
Wow, just like me.
Unless it's not because he can no longer afford Netflix, then not just like me.
That's why I don't.
Corey Feldman.
Oh, I have to end with this grand finale right here.
Corey Feldman will be on the new season of Dancing with the Stars, because somebody has to be voted off first.
Right on.
There you go.
That's all I got.
waters with the waters we go calm on 157.
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