There's a woman at Disney World was busted with math.
Well, that is one way to visit fantasy land without standing in line.
Although I don't recommend it kids, don't do drugs.
People are putting watermelons on vacuums to weigh them down.
Not to be confused with Sidney Sweeney who's using her melons to sell jeans at the moment.
Over 400 million metric tons of plastic are produced annually, and about half of that goes into the faces of aging celebrities.
New
research shows that the average adult falls asleep about 40 minutes after going to bed, and that the average man falls asleep about two minutes after having sex.
Tesla cars will soon feature AI.
It kind of makes you wonder what Elon Musk will think of next, other than, I'll impregnate another woman.
You know, he's got a million kids.
I don't know if you knew that, but he's got a million kids.
The number of tourists visiting Las Vegas has plummeted.
People have realized that if they really want to gamble, all they have to do is fly a Boeing jet.
A giant species of stick insect, giant species, stick insect, discovered in a remote part of Australia measures almost 16 inches long.
The insect is so long that it doesn't feel the need to own a gun, a big truck, or even a pit bull.
It can really tackle you.
Scientists have discovered that ancient humans
Eight toddlers!
I'm gonna say that one more time, because it sounds insane!
Scientists have discovered that ancient humans ate toddlers.
Almost as disturbing, almost as the fact that modern humans eat at RBs.
George Santos began a seven-year prison sentence.
Now, fortunately, it's harder to tell your pants are on fire when they're already orange, so he's got that going for him.
Now, I gotta say, this is pretty sad.
The corporation for public broadcasting will end due to a lack of funding, which is why today's Sesame Street is sponsored by the letters I, O, and U. That's right.
Martha Stewart criticized Meghan Markle and praised Gwyneth Paltrow.
It's rare that a single sentence contains three generations of annoying.
And finally, Chuck E. Cheese employee in Florida.
That's right, in Florida.
Arrested
while in costume.
So yeah, it looked like Chuck E. Cheese was being cuffed and led to prison.
The most traumatic thing at Chuck E. Cheese, though, remains the pizza.
There you go.
That's all I got.
