Trailer and Preview for The Cudfather

The original is considered one of the greatest movies ever made.

Now, in a world of reboots, it's back.

But this time, things will be different.

The Cudfather, starring Marlon Branding-Iron as Don Cito, Calion, and an all-cowcast.

And now, a preview.

of the good father.

Hey, come in.

Uh, yeah, Don Chico, sir.

You've seen Sammy the Bull around today.

I heard some things, and I need to know if he's got any idea why profits are drying up.

I can tell you that, Don Cheeto.

All right, spill it.

Oh, okay, well.

Spill that milk, cow menzer.

Get mooing, what do you know?

Moo, moo.

Moo, moo, moo.

Don't actually moo.

We only talk like that when the farmers are around.

You know, and any other human beings.

Oh, yeah, right.

Sorry, Don Cheeto.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Just speak like a cow and let's hit a story, huh?

As you know, Sammy's been running Mulan's Joint, the open bond door, ever since Mulcau Brotsy started sleeping with fishes.

Yeah, I know that.

Bulls go in there for three things.

They get some grass, a cowlick, then a heifer milkshake for dessert.

You know what I mean?

Shake, shake, shake.

Yeah, Moudana's got some nice heifers at the open barn door down there, right there.

Hold on there.

Hold on there, cow men.

Hold on a minute.

What's that, my little panty mouth?

What do you want us to do now?

Yeah, we got the gabagool left in the fridge.

I think so.

Well then guess what?

I want that.

You want me to get out the ranch?

Yeah, I want some ranch.

Come on.

We're cows and we're in Iowa.

Why wouldn't I want some ranch?

What?

We're in Iowa.

Come on.

You remember, though, yeah, that one cowboy drove us down from Poughkeepsie after I got back from the Battle of Hamburger Hill.

You remember, right?

I remember Hamburger Hill.

Oh, that was tough.

I remember we lost Bull Murray.

and bullpaxton and moocow McGillicuddy.

Oh, that was so sad.

Oh yeah, it was, uh, it was tough.

Not as tough as it was for our, uh, piggy friends.

A couple decades earlier, you know, the battle of pork chop hill.

At least we didn't come back with swine flu.

Oh, that's right.

Hey, hey, come on, have a little respect.

Anyways, go ahead, continue with what you know.

Okay, well, the milkshake, the brass, and the cowlick cost them 50 cow pies.

Now, for some reason, Sammy the Bull is letting the guys have all of that.

That's for 30, cowpies.

That lousy son of a... Oh.

And how about the madam over there?

Mudana.

What's she doing about it?

I don't know.

Dying in a blind eye.

Sorry.

Maybe they're in bed together.

Figuratively, literally a bolt.

Or is she seriously dumb enough to not know anything about it?

I wish I knew, Don Cheeto.

Yeah, so do I. You know, I think it's time to pay Sammy and Mudana a little visit.

Okay, well, I'm ready if you are.

Yeah, you go ahead.

I'm gonna take a bullcrap.

Okay, well, when you're done, bring it over and get yourself some grass, a cowlick, and a heifer milkshake.

Hey, good idea.

All right, I'll see you down at the place.

Unless you live in Illinois, Cow Week 2026.