Right, so today is World Brain Day, or as listeners of any other morning show call it, Tunes Day.
Alaska
air grounded all flights due to an IT outage.
Southwest grounded all flights due to the fact that they are Southwest.
That's right.
Coke may replace high fructose corn syrup with cane sugar.
And in other news about soda transitions, Mr. Pib will now be known as Ms.
Pib.
The cow's got that before the people did.
Today is National Hammock Day.
And of course tomorrow is National Health.
I'm still stuck in this hammock day.
California-based fast-food chain In-N-Out is opening a new headquarters in Tennessee and with a name like In-N-Out you would think they moved to intercourse Pennsylvania or something, wouldn't you?
Over half of US workers feel anxiety about taking time off.
The other half are just way too busy getting stoned to even worry about
it.
The Chinese version of Starbucks opened in the US, and if it's anything like the Chinese version of Checkers, they will fill your cup with marbles.
So be on the lookout for that.
And a major earthquake could cause parts of California to sink into the ocean.
Now, fortunately, the implants make the residents buoyant, so that's good news.
And only in California Let's see here insiders say the late show was losing 40 million dollars a year Which explains why CBS never paid for Stephen Colbert to get Lasik, I guess A Gwyneth Paltrow biography claims she was sad when Brad Pitt got married Also sad the fact that there's a Gwyneth Paltrow documentary.
Why do we need that?
Geez, Peacock's Friday the 13th prequel series has found an actor to play the young Jason Voorhees.
It'll be fun watching him decapitate as G.I.
Joe's with play school power tools, won't it?
Can't wait.
Snoop Dogg bought a soccer team in Wales.
Snoop and soccer players are a good match because they both do everything on grass.
Beef prices have surged to a record nine dollars per pound.
It has no effect whatsoever on the cost of whatever it is.
They put in Arby's sandwiches.
Does anybody?
Anybody know?
I certainly don't.
All right, well anyway, that's all I got.
Mike Waters with a Waters Waco call on 1-5-7-K-O-K-Z.
Iowa's classic.
