Hit and Run Headlines 7-10-2025

The US debt is now $37 trillion.

You know, that's a 37 followed by almost as many zeros as there are already lined up to see Superman.

A boy, there's a boy raised by dogs in Thailand, only communicates by barking.

You know, he's still easier to understand than Bob Dylan, though.

There's a new study found that eating more fruits and veggies throughout the day leads to improved sleep quality.

However, all your dreams will be about eating cheeseburgers and pizza.

Yeah, no doubt.

A third of Americans think they can pass as British.

It's not hard.

Just paint your teeth yellow and be way too excited about the Oasis reunion.

A...

This is kind of dark.

A dead body was found in a Goodwill donation bin in California.

The murderer was arrested after he asked for a receipt.

Yeah.

Ozzy Osbourne's final concert raised nearly $200 million for charities.

And that charity, by the way, the Sharon Osbourne Facelift Fund.

Mattel unveiled a Barbie with diabetes.

Okay, but I won't truly be satisfied until there's a pound puppy with rabies.

Please and thank you.

Apple Music just announced that its most streamed song ever is Shape of You by Ed Sheeran.

So I think we can all stop wondering why this planet has gone straight to hell.

You know, there's evidence suggesting that Neanderthals crushed and boiled bones in fat factories

to access bone marrow as early as 125,000 years ago.

You know, the same techniques are used today to make Arby's roast beef sandwiches.

I hate to say this, Dr. Phil fans, but his TV network declared bankruptcy.

I know, I know.

So if we experience an epidemic of sassy teens who could use a stern talking to, well, you know why, don't you?

And finally, scientists say Brazilian butt lifts can make your butt stink.

You know, also making your butt stink, the reason why your butt exists.

Yeah, think about it.

All right, that's all I got.