Hit and Run Headlines 6-30-2025

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just in, 81% of Americans want age limits for politicians and age minimums for Leonardo DiCaprio girlfriends.

Couldn't quite get the Leonardo out.

KFC was named the worst restaurant chain in the U.S.

Shocking.

Usually only the highest quality food comes in a bucket.

The world's oldest rocks were formed 4.16 billion years ago.

And you can tell the rocks are old because all their favorite shows are on CBS.

F1 topped this weekend's box office and if you haven't seen it, it's basically fast and furious but in a circle.

It taught the weekend box office thanks in no small part to old people unable to spell who thought it was about bingo.

And the star of F1, Brad Pitt, his home was burglarized.

He hasn't felt this violated since your mom shared her deepest darkest fantasy.

My goodness.

Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez got married.

The ceremony was followed by a lush reception

Then the world's tiniest rocket launch.

You know what I mean.

The sixth Jurassic Park sequel opens on Wednesday.

At this point, the franchise has survived longer than the dinosaurs did.

Steven Spielberg, director of Jurassic Park, says he'll never retire.

The next time he directs a Jurassic Park movie, the only dinosaur on the set will be him.

Subway is offering a happy Gilmore meal, and just like any Adam Sandler movie, it'll be satisfying at first, but then later you'll be like, why did I do that to myself?

And the third and final season of Squid Game is out.

Spoiler alert, still not a single freaking squid anywhere to be found.

Here's some bad news, Paul Simon has been forced to cancel some shows due to back pain.

Hey, you try carrying Art Garfunkel for five decades.

See how your back holds out.

That's right.

And finally, the Dalai Lama turns 90 in a week.

And he's already making plans for his replacement.

Do you know how they welcome the successor?

That's right.

All right, that's all I got.

The water's going to go calm on World 5-7.

Hey, OKZ.

Iowa's classic camps.