Hit and Run Headlines 6-17-2025

So let's do that

and run that

line!

Speaking of Gen Z, 38% of those campers, Gen Z, want a space in the office for sex.

Yeah, they want an actual space in their office for sex.

You know, the other 62% apparently watching of Grey's Anatomy to know that's what the supply closet is for.

Immigration and customs enforcement is already a billion dollars over budget and could run out of money as soon as next month.

Hmm.

I wonder where they could find cheap labor.

Huh.

I'll think about it.

An immigration protester in LA says a rubber bullet shattered his testicle.

The ironic thing, the only way to treat it is ICE.

Researchers say lonely adults may live longer.

Option B, they die at the same time as the rest of us, but nobody finds their body until years later.

Illnesses such as salmonella and E. coli crop up more often during the summer.

On the plus side, nothing helps you get a bikini body faster than food poisoning.

Bright side.

See, I look at the bright side.

A Florida man shot his dad on Father's Day weekend, but it's still better than giving him pickleball lessons.

For sure.

Bioengineers have developed a device that can profile the immune response of newborns.

It'll be a huge breakthrough until RFK Junior bans it next week, but maybe if we get started fast.

Our city hosted a Pedro Pascal lookalike contest.

You know, like they did for Timothy Chalamet.

Only this time, the winner wasn't a lady.

Al Pacino met with Pope Leo at the Vatican.

He was seeking forgiveness for his last seven movies.

That's right.

Pixar, Pixar released the first image from Toy Story 5.

It's Woody and Buzz with dollar signs in their eyes.

And finally, Will Smith just recently said that he turned down Inception because he didn't understand the plot.

Now look, he's kicking himself and slapping Chris Rock.

Who knows

what's next?

That's all I got.

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