Hey, it's Mike Waters from the Waters Wake Up Call.
Well, Tunes Day slash International Dance Day was kind of a blast, I don't mind saying.
Mr.
Clay, walk like an Egyptian.
Walk like an,
yeah.
That's a dance.
Yeah, I think so.
And going, and it is
international.
Well, I like the do-da-da, or that one by Sting.
Hamptown Relady, sing this song, da-do-da-da, da-do-da-da.
Well, that's not
it.
That's not it.
No.
Da-doo-dah, da-doo-dah.
That's all I want to say to you.
Camtown racetrack, five mile long.
That's all I want to say to you all.
Da-doo-dah, da-doo-dah.
That's not
it.
No.
That's not it, sir.
Remember, Julie had a good one.
I
want to put on my shoes and go get with
you.
I don't know if you knew this, Julie, but being who you are, I should let you know.
Today is also poem in your pocket day.
Poem in my pocket.
Do you happen to have one in your
pocket?
I
like
to listen to my con in the morning because he keeps us
Boiling
Oh, that was pretty good.
Hey, you mind if I recite a poem to you?
Okay, girl to be with you is my favorite thing.
Yeah, aha.
Yeah, I can't wait till I see you again.
Yeah, yeah, aha, aha I want to put
on
my boogie shoes
and boogie with you
Yeah, I want to put on my my my my my boogie shoes just a boogie with you aha
I want to do it till the sun comes up.
Oh, yeah.
I want to do it till I can't get enough.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I want to put on my, my, my, my, my boogie shoes.
I'm doing good.
This is Larry.
Hey, Larry.
Long time
lifter for Centaur.
Well, it's about time, Larry.
I know.
OK.
You're talking about Dancin'.
Yes.
You mentioned Ted Dancin'.
I did mention Ted Dancin'.
What about Tony Danza?
Tony Danza.
Yeah, because he's sometimes known as Tiny Danza.
I thought so
I thought Elton John was gonna be birthed out of this conversation at some point So yeah, hold me closer Tony Danza Tony We'll just call it Tony dancer and then everybody will be happy
I
think that's better than tiny Danza, especially on international dance day
There you
go.
Okay.
Let's do it.
All right.
All right Yeah, thanks for finally calling
Don't be such a stranger!
Okay!
Dancing in the moonlight, of course!
Yeah!
Dancing in the moonlight!
And you can groove to that tune as fast as you want!
Yeah, even if the moon is no longer out!
I think it's still a good song to dance to!
True!
So carry on, sir, and keep doing what you do, because you do it well!
Thank you, sir, and you continue to dance in the moonlight!
I
will!
Can
I ask you a question quick before you go?
Yeah, you can ask me many questions!
Have
you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Well, I thought of my ex as being the devil, so yes, I would have to say so.
Well, with the tone of your voice, I'd say they're synonymous, but do you know what movie that line is from?
Uh, no, I don't remember.
Jack Nicholson from Batman, the Michael Keaton one, the first one.
Oh, God, in order, I haven't seen that train.
Good morning, Mr. Waters.
How are you doing today?
Well, I'm doing very well, Hawaii.
How are you?
I am doing awesome as well.
Fantastic.
Living in Hawaii, maybe you know like a good belly dance tune.
I know.
I was calling to ask if you would play a song by Voyage called Tahiti Tahiti.
Tahiti Tahiti Tahiti.
Sounds like a machine gun.
Yeah, I don't know that song.
It's from, well, yeah, it's from the 70s.
It is an international song.
It's the group voyages from France, and they recorded it in French Polynesia.
Oh,
jeez.
You know, I may have to fly there to get it, so I could probably play it, but it'd take me a while.
Okay, well, you know.
Yeah,
yeah.
If not that, then I guess you can always play 5-0.
That one,
yeah.
I can't play
that one as well.
That'd be a good song to surf to, I think.
And we have.
Little surf dancing, if you're really good.
That's it.
Yes.
The Hawaii Bookamdano 50, I think I can do for you.
Hawaiian.
That works.
Yeah, good.
Thank you.
Hey, you're welcome.
But now as we get ready to say goodbye, Hawaiian, I would like to express this to you.
And I would like all of Eastern Iowa, at least the 11 people who listen to my show to do your duty and shake your booty.
I like that one.
OK, I can do that.
Put
that
down on my little, uh, things, things to say.
Oh my God, I'm so honored.
No, no, I mean it, really.
Okay.
Well, you know, you're
special.
Well, thank you, Hawaii.
And I think you're special too.
Thank you.
Good morning.
Good morning.
How are you?
I am great.
Excellent.
You know what'd be greater?
Uh, what?
Disco duck.
Disco, disco duck.
I actually have it on vinyl.
It's
great.
Yeah.
Wow.
Somebody who has disco duck on vinyl, like from 76.
or more recent?
No, it's pretty old.
It's got to be from 1976, yes.
When you sing along, do you do the duck voice?
I have a stepfather that can do it great.
I cannot.
Well, you should take some lessons, and then once you've mastered it, you should call back.
Maybe do a duet with your stepfather.
Oh, goodness.
All right.
Yes, you promised to do that, and I'll just go duck on for you.
OK, so that would mean I would have songs for Celia to you.
Yes.
And the Hawaiian song, yes.
Oh,
that's right.
I forgot about the Hawaiian song.
Yes.
Yeah, that was something.
Yeah, it sure was.
I think I've got that in the archives somewhere.
Oh.
The hustle.
The hustle.
Can you tell me who does the hustle?
Good
luck.
No, I don't remember who does
it.
It's Van McCoy.
Seriously.
Somebody actually called me with that one time and said it was Van Halen.
I said it's not Van Halen.
It's not Van Halen, it's not Van Morrison, it's Van McCoy.
Van McCoy, along with Van Morrison, those are the Irish vans.
Van McCoy, I'm sure he talks like this, I think he was a leprechaun of some sort.
All right, anyway, you have a delightful day, but I'm still gonna be late.
All right, well you do the hustle leadfoot dance,
and I'll play
a little leprechaun Van McCoy for ya.
Oh my gosh.
We're on our way.
to the Riviera Maya.
Where is the Riviera Maya?
South of Cancun.
So don't tell me you're traveling from Cancun to the Riviera Maya as we speak.
No, no, we're still in
Iowa.
Wow, driving all the way from Iowa.
That's gotta be a hell of a drive.
We're headed to Minneapolis and gonna fly over.
Sounds like a great trip.
How long are you gonna be gone?
A
week.
It's our 45th.
Happy anniversary.
That's awesome.
Yeah, that's cool.
And if you see Juan, tell him I say hello.
Juan or Dora?
There's a lady called Dora that we're supposed to
see.
Dora, if you're more of an explorer type.
There you go.
So what's gonna get you dancing to Mexico, my friend?
How about
band on
the run?
Well you and your band of crazies better get on the run.
I don't want you to miss your flight There you go, that's my favorite Mexican phrase right there
Yeah,
well I bet that costs a lot as far as shoes you probably have to what buy two pairs I'll bet you wear some real cheap shoes then in that case That's what I'm saying see that's my logic so way to follow along today
We're on the same page.
Yeah, something like that.
So what's going to get those two left feet grooving today?
Time of summer.
Queen of disco.
Or, or, yeah, I'd much rather hear the Gap band.
Well, that qualifies.
You dropped a bomb on me.
Yeah.
OK.
So either
one will work.
Summer or Gap.
Well, come to think of it, I do need some new summer pants.
So maybe I'll go to the Gap first.
And then when I'm prepared, we'll get on the Queen of Disco.
There you go.
I don't know.
I'll bet we're no longer on the same page.
Well, maybe.
Weekday mornings, 5 30 to
10.
