Hit and Run Headlines for 4-2-2025

Who used all the Wi-Fi?

Ah, apartment life.

Bad Wi-Fi, mystery laundry piles, and a roommate who says, I'll Venmo you.

Maybe 2027 deserves an upgrade.

Coming August 2027, Four Lakes Properties introduces the brand new Union Station Apartments, furnished in-unit washer and dryer.

Internet included a great central downtown location, one to five bedroom apartments, and no double occupancy fees.

That's less adulting and more actually enjoying where you live.

Union Station Apartments, now leasing from Four Lakes Properties.

Wait, we have a washer and dryer in the apartment?

Scientists have unearthed a buried city in Egypt.

They're asking for money to finish the excavation.

I think it's a pyramid scheme.

Researchers say that looking at nature relieves pain, but not nearly as much as smoking nature.

A study finds that exercise boosts brain function.

And here now, with a counterpoint, every idiot you see grunting at 24-hour fitness.

And there are lots of them.

Treadmills were used in the early 1800s as a way to punish prisoners.

Unlike today, where they're mostly used to hang clothes.

Let's see here.

Experts say eating breakfast every day.

Oh, sure.

I think somebody wrote that in there just to rub it in my face.

All right, I'll try and get through it.

Experts say eating breakfast every day helps with weight loss, especially if that breakfast is a bowl of Honey Meth Cheerios.

Egg prices are down!

Yay!

I also don't have eggs this morning.

So now the only reason not to eat breakfast at Denny's is, uh, well, everything else at Denny's.

Today is National Walking Day.

Or as Americans know it, Wednesday.

Or as listeners of The Water's Wake Up Call know it, Wandom Wednesday.

Producers of the next James Bond movie are reportedly looking for a 20-something actor for the lead role.

I could see that working.

As long as his Aston Martin has a charger for his

e-cigarette.

Someone used AI to predict what John Lennon would look like if he were still alive.

And it's eerie.

It really is.

It's eerie how realistic it looks.

Right down to him putting his fingers in his ears when Yoko sings.

Something like that.

Kim Kardashian is remodeling the house she shared with Kanye West.

Her first task is removing all the padding from the

walls.

NFL owners are talking about having an 18-game season.

And the Kansas City Chiefs just want to first see if that works with Taylor Swift's schedule, and then they'll figure the rest of that out.

But that's

all I got.

Who used all the Wi-Fi?

Ah, apartment life.

Bad Wi-Fi, mystery laundry piles, and a roommate who says, I'll Venmo you.

Maybe 2027 deserves an upgrade.

Coming August 2027, Four Lakes Properties introduces the brand new Union Station Apartments, furnished in-unit washer and dryer.

Internet included a great central downtown location, one to five bedroom apartments, and no double occupancy fees.

That's less adulting and more actually enjoying where you live.

Union Station Apartments, now leasing from Four Lakes Properties.

Wait, we have a washer and dryer in the apartment?

Apartment?