Hit and Run Headlines 3-18-2025

I hate to say this to you, but Forever 21 filed for bankruptcy.

Well, I get it.

Forever is sarcastic.

7-Eleven got a new CEO.

He promises to change things about 7-Eleven that have been around for decades, starting with the hot dog water.

They gotta change that.

Hot dog water and Trader Joe's is recalling sparkling water.

The recall was issued by the Trader Joe's Department of Recalls.

Yes, they've got it.

You know what?

I just have this idea.

Maybe they could switch it out with 7-Eleven's hot dog water that they're changing

out.

Then everybody

wins.

$1,600 worth of deodorant, stolen from a California grocery store.

The robbers made a clean and very fresh and fragrant getaway.

Canadians are boycotting U.S.

products.

We can't do the same because without Cirque de Soleil, I mean, where do we take grandma in Vegas?

Where else are we gonna do that?

The Chicago River turned green yesterday, St.

Patty's Day and all.

Well, the dropping of environmental regulations has already had a very chilling effect, right?

Because it did it on its own.

I don't know if you realize that.

And just poor coloring in there.

It did that all by itself.

A man who's, let's say, family jewels were severely burned by a Starbucks drink has been awarded $50 million.

Of course, Starbucks will quickly recoup that 50 mil by selling a half dozen venti frappuccinos.

Men

who smoke weed regularly have an increased chance of erectile dysfunction.

So would Woody Harrelson have to change his first name?

The Oscars will bring back Conan O'Brien as host, because when you got a winner, you keep them.

It's why, say, Aaron Rodgers is still a free agent.

MTV canceled the movie awards for a second straight year, and the fact you didn't know it was canceled last year is probably a real good reason why.

Matt Richtman is the first American to win the Los Angeles Marathon in 31 years.

He attributes his victory to hard work, determination, and the fact ICE deported all the runners from Ethiopia and Kenya.

There you go.

I think that's all I

got.