Well, I'm sorry to say the Pope's health continues to worsen.
It's either that or this is a brilliant marketing campaign for a conclave.
A Chinese electric car company has created a model with a roof-mounted drone launch pad.
So finally there's a vehicle that's more obnoxious than a cyber truck.
So more obnoxious.
The US ended international aid for third-world countries, but
On the bright side, we did send them a bunch of Chief Super Bowl t-shirts.
Former WWE Executive Linda McMahon has been confirmed as Secretary of Education.
Her goal is to lower education standards enough to create the next generation of pro wrestling fans.
Oscar ratings down.
Viewers missed out on four hours of joy, tears, drama, and that was just Adrian Brody's speech.
Daryl Hall says he'll never reunite with John Oates.
It's nothing personal.
He's just allergic to mustaches.
That's all.
Meghan Markle's new lifestyle show premiered last night on Netflix.
Her first topic, how to alienate your husband from his family and make his entire country hate him.
Way to go Meghan Markle, congratulations.
Forbes named Jerry Seinfeld one of the highest paid actors of 2024.
but only after they really broaden the hell out of their definition of the word actor.
Yeah.
He's funny.
He's no actor.
Penn Gillette, the six foot six magician of Penn and Teller turns 70 today, which is why he's working on a new trick of making the punk kids running on his lawn disappear, you lousy kids.
You lousy kids.
Singer Eddie Grant, 77 today.
What an innovator.
He wasn't the first guy to rock down Electric Avenue, but then taking it higher?
Oh my god.
Genius.
Right, well that's all I
