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The Waters Wake Up Call with Mike Waters · Wed Feb 26, 2025
The Pope may step down due to health problems.
And yes, I know you're wondering, yes, the Vatican will replace him with Ryan
Australian officials are worried that there's a shortage of highly venomous funnel web spiders.
A shortage of highly venomous funnel web spiders?
I would think that'd be a good thing.
But, and I would also say on the bright side of all of this, they've been able to update their tourism slogan to
Australia, where death is now slightly less certain.
That's right.
A list of the world's best airlines is out.
Bad news for Delta, they're at the bottom.
But the good news, if you look at it upside down, they're on top.
So... Beef prices are on the rise, as are the numbers of annoying reminders from vegans about how beef prices are on the rise.
A marijuana use.
among senior citizens is also on the rise.
In fact, now when many seniors complain about their joints, it's about the ones their friends are bogarding.
And by the way, it's also why grandma is now knitting hemp beer koozies.
Hey, there's a new documentary out that will chronicle Ozzy Osbourne's health battles as he prepares for his final performance.
It'll serve as Aussie's goodbye to his ability to make money for Sharon.
Oprah's next special will be about menopause.
It will air on ABC and I can't really relate to that.
Now, if it was about mental pause, I'm there.
I'm all about it.
And finally, a sink.
A sink from the bathroom of a British restaurant has been stolen.
So authorities are on the lookout for a woman with E. Coli, Streptococcus, Hepatitis A, Pink Eye, COVID, and Syphilis.
