Hey, it's Waters from the Waters Wake Up Call.
I certainly hope you're staying out of the cold, and I did the best I could do to keep you warm this morning, playing some toasty tunes for Tunes
Day.
What about Paradise by the dashboard light?
That's a warm tune to warm me up.
Think about that.
When you were in high school, I was there with some girl on a dirt road.
Doing what?
Doing what was this?
You know what?
I think so.
I don't know if a dirt road was involved though.
Is that okay?
Wherever you want it to happen, dude.
Okay, man, okay.
That warms you up on a summer night, don't it?
That certainly does.
And if you got the heater on in the car, that's even better.
Toastier.
17 years old and I'm supposed to do what you're doing, yeah.
Oh,
man.
Boy, they were really screwing with your relationship on that one.
But
I'll tell you, if you're making love, you got the heat on, and you have some warmed up meatloaf with you, you're gonna get hot
real quick.
What's happening?
What's happening, brother?
What you doing, Farmer Dave?
Oh,
it's hot down here.
It's balmy.
Balming my
frown.
Five degrees warmer after you play Jumbo Jerry there for me.
What'd you call him?
Jumbo Jerry?
Let's call him Jumbo Jerry from now on.
Okay, what was it really?
Mungo.
Mungo with the name Mungo.
M-U-N-G-O Mungo Jerry.
Oh, I think he'd like Jumbo better than Mungo anyway, wouldn't he?
I really don't know.
Jumbo, you know, if he was really big, although it's not the person, it's the name of the band.
There is no person Mungo Jerry.
They learn of something every day.
I always do what I call the mic bother.
Well.
But
that's all I know, though.
I mean, it'd be nice to know some practical things too, but I don't know none of those.
He had a collared earlier about B Loaf and his dashboard lights and
the dirt roads.
Is it PG rated?
Well, I was actually running out one night to check my horses out on the Six Acres.
Yeah.
And when I got out there, probably can't 11 o'clock at night, and there was a vehicle parked in the drive.
Going into where I have my horse.
Yeah.
I
pulled up and my lights from the vehicle showed me into the car.
And what was happening in the car?
Were people playing like travel games that you bring on car trips?
Like travel par cheesy or something?
Travel Kerplunk?
You know, they were they were definitely trying on clothing very quickly.
Oh, were they
trying?
So they just been shopping over at the target or something.
I interrupted somebody's dashboard light.
Probably saved him from wishing.
Why did I make that promise?
Right, praying for the end of time.
Yeah.
Hi, I've got a request.
Okay, lay it on me, brother.
How about Hot Child in the Thirties?
Hot Child in, yeah.
By the guy that you first thought was a lady.
Tell me who it's by, I can't recall.
Yeah, see, I'm trying to think of, is it Nick
Gilder?
Is it Hot Chocolate?
No.
Is it Hot Chocolate?
No, I think it's, is it Nick Gilder?
I think it's Nick Gilder.
For some reason, that name doesn't sound right to me, but I think it's Nick Gilder.
You'll know when you play it.
Yeah, and you know that thing when you think of a word and it's like, that's not right.
But it's obviously the thing.
And I'm kind of having one of those moments at the moment.
I'll listen for it.
Back in the 70s, there was a song called
popcorn by hot butter
yes
okay well I throw my two cents in for that one because you had to cook it on the stove where you get done it in the uh on the fireplace or whatever whatever
so yeah the
jiffy pop uh yeah
That was kind of expensive, but I mean, it was fun the first few times to see that stuff go ahead, but yeah.
Yeah, it
was.
When you're a kid, to see the foil go up there with the popcorn pop, and that was a cool visual, man.
I remember me and my brother would react to that like we would to fireworks.
Oh.
Wing burning clothes.
Yeah, wing burning clothes.
Yeah.
Right.
But yeah, that sounds good, man.
A little hot butter on that hot popcorn.
Yes,
sir.
Can you play Hot Summer Night by me?
Oh, a hot summer night, and I hope you have the heater on at the moment, wherever you are.
I
do.
Right now, I'm sitting in the car listening to you waiting to clock in.
I don't clock in until eight o'clock, so I'm excited to be here.
My son had to be here at 7.
We look at the same place.
Oh, so you have to sit there for a while.
Yeah, but I spend the call with it running and I listen to you so it makes my time go all bad.
Oh, you are sweet.
I'd be morning on my way to work and then when he clocks in at 7, I say here from 7 to 8 and listen to you.
And then I clock in and sometimes I listen to you on my break.
Well, that's awesome.
What's your name?
Candy.
Guy Blue.
Well,
it's not ice water.
It's just ice.
There's no water in there.
It's all solid.
Well, I suppose you're right.
Yeah, like what?
Oh, that'll do it.
Fire is hot, you
know.
Here's to your heat
not
going out today.
I'm trying to stay from warm spot to warm spot.
Warm spot.
You know what you do?
You just urinate a little bit in that spot and it warms up just a little bit.
Although if you're outside, it then freezes up and chills you even more.
So be careful.
Okay, I'll keep that in mind.
Okay, do that, please.
That's all
I ask.
Now, what do you ask?
I'm asking for Jerry.
I
don't know how you pronounce it.
Do you shave or do you shave or Mama plays some rock and roll?
I think you pronounce it do set.
And the name of the song is Mama Let Him Play.
Yeah.
If you're
playing a little rock and roll, you're getting up and moving
and you're getting warm.
Rock and roll works.
because rock and roll unlike rock there is a difference between rock and rock and roll and you'll notice that you move more to rock and roll because it's got a little thing in the rhythm there it gives a little bit of a swing
to it.
Yeah, so that would be good.
I don't know if I can find that rock and roll tune, but hey,
well, if I can
find
it,
I'll play it.
I know exactly what song you're talking about.
See, that's going to break my heart now if I don't find that for you.
I'll look, but you know, the stones play some great rock and roll and ACDC plays some great rock and roll.
I'll get some rock and roll on for sure.
Give me your best effort, Mike, and we'll call it good.
How's that sound?
Okay.
That's all I do is give my best efforts.
What do you think I do?
Just mediocre efforts.
Screw you.
That's
not what
I'm
about,
man.
I'm
insulted.
I
know you do that.
Okay,
good.
I do that
every morning.
Now, see, that's a warm thought that I welcome.
Yeah.
I will let you go so I can go on into work
and... Work on them small engines, little engine that could.
Yeah.
Everybody must have gotten their snowmobile because it slowed down again a little bit.
It'll... We're still getting them.
That's the positive attitude you need.
Yes, it
is.
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