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The Waters Wake Up Call with Mike Waters · Wed Jan 8, 2025
Health, exercise and fitness dominated Americans' New Year's resolutions, like always.
But closely on their heels was, don't let anyone catch me driving a cyber truck.
Researchers say people who drink almond soy and oat milk are at a higher risk of anxiety and depression.
Not much is known about this research project other than it was completely and totally funded by the National Care Dairy Council or a Carey Downsell.
Scientists have discovered possible proof that Adam and Eve existed.
The proof is the bed where they and all their kids created all of humanity.
Facebook is eliminating fact checkers.
So if you haven't yet, go ahead and mute your uncle.
That'd probably be a first step in doing something.
The new TikTok trend, there's always a new TikTok trend apparently.
It's to put glitter on your pickle.
I talked about this earlier.
Yeah, putting glitter on your pickle.
Sure, that's maybe trending, but when I do it, I get banned from the YMCA locker room.
That's my luck.
Two bodies were found in the wheel well of a jet-blue plane in Fort Lauderdale, and just in case, she needed another reason for not booking flights through Priceline.
A woman named Shana...Shanesha Gamble.
And keep in mind, that's her name.
Last name, Gamble, she was arrested for leaving her kids in a cold car.
while she went into a casino.
With a name like that, the odds are pretty much against you.
Gamble goes into a casino.
Child services will now have to decide if the kids will be better off in the custody of their dad, Billy Horhouse.
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where he hangs out.
Peter from Peter, Paul and Mary has passed.
But his legacy lives on whenever a band puts zero effort into choosing their name.
Let's just use our first names.
All right, I don't know if you knew this or not, but we are now officially in Girl Scout Cookie Season.
Yay!
And I thought we should celebrate with some random facts.
Maybe it didn't know about one of the most popular cookies, the thin mints.
You can make them at home by pouring chocolate syrup on poker chips.
I'm sure that lady last named Gamble would love the poker chip idea.
Let's see, another fact about thin mints.
Your mom has an entire sleeve of them in her freezer from
know like fig newtons and nilla wafers.
They're in that cookies, but not really category Yeah, another fact another fact maybe you didn't know about the thin mints people who eat an entire sleeve of them in one single sitting are called a very ashamed Mike
know, most people buy them just to get the Girl Scouts selling them outside the grocery store to give it a rest, will ya?
Give
I don't have any money.
I just spent it all with the holidays.
That's all I got.
Call.
Never saw him.
He was basically
