Waters Wake up Call Christmas Card

Hey, it's Waters from the Waters Wake Up Call.

So this morning we were celebrating National Christmas Card Day, with you giving me ideas for the Waters Wake Up Call Christmas Card.

Well, I don't think it would be a Waters Wake Up Call Christmas Card without the Hiawatha Water Tower.

Yes.

And

you know, even though I can't see the Hiawata Wata Tawa, boy, you could, you could say that drunk, couldn't you?

Hiawata Wata Tawa.

Because you have.

I don't drink much anymore because of the ticker, but I'm going to have to maybe have a few beers one night and try it.

Absolutely.

Even though I can't see it anymore, it's on the other side of the building, but I did get a model Hiawata Wata Tawa from, as they call themselves, the other Mr. and Mrs. Waters.

I'm going to have that substation.

I think

that's a great idea.

I don't

want to hurt your feelings, but that's one of the worst ideas I've ever heard in my whole entire life.

That makes every other idea going all

All the way back to the earliest history of man, the Stone Age, seemed brilliant.

Think of the worst idea other than what you said, and it's a better idea than yours.

Whenever it comes out of my mouth, you just never know.

It's a crap sheet.

Well, there's a lot of crap coming out of your mouth.

Well, crap is a good thing, actually.

It's

a way

stop.

Well, that proves crap is not a good thing, because if you have to get it out, what makes it good?

That's why you need to expel it.

Merry Christmas, Ivan!

Merry Christmas!

Have

a good holiday season, man!

John Deere tractor.

Oh a John Deere tractor.

Absolutely.

There you go.

John my dear.

They enjoy the big farming area.

Yeah.

Is that is that what this is?

This area

here?

We do a lot of farming up here.

Yeah.

Like what?

Corn and soybeans and pork and beef.

Yeah.

Yeah.

But we farm pork tenderloin.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You just put some

Steak seeds and some pork tenderloin seeds into the soil, and then you till it.

You till it, till it grows.

And then you combine it with mashed potatoes, let's say.

Once it is done growing and is ripened.

That's the only combine you have to use, though, is the mashed potatoes.

Yeah, combine it with green beans.

Yeah, I forgot about the green beans.

Yeah, you can combine it with anything you want.

You know, milk for a beverage or a beer or water or maple syrup, if you want, if you're crazy.

I like to combine my sweet corn with my mashed potatoes.

You like to actually put the corn in and mix them in.

into the mashed potatoes.

That's the perfect combination right there, Iron

Man.

Christmas cards, and I just wanted to tell you there's a point in time in our lives when we do not look good naked on Christmas cards anymore So I just wanted to put that prohibitive out there for you.

I'll tell you what there would Showsky when I started this thing off about an hour ago I use your call from a year or two ago.

Do you remember what you what you suggested then?

I've said so much over time.

I think you've got four hours of material from me

Okay, well, I'll tell you what I'm gonna get out the waters way back machine and we're

going to go back two years ago today.

And here's what you

said.

I'd have to go

get some red long underwear, but other than that, I can accomplish that.

I'm

glad for that.

How you know that, I'll never know, but okay, would Chowsky, tell me you don't remember

that.

Yes, a union suit.

There you go.

That works, yes.

Who did he know?

Union suit, classic comedy.

I think so too.

I'm going to have to find one this year, because I never found one the other time.

But you'd stick with that, and as long as I'm not naked, you're fine.

Yes.

It's pretty nifty.

You can go into your phone, and you can Google red long underwear near me, and they will, honest to God, bring up who has it.

That's impressive.

That's what I came up with.

All right.

It's a marshmallow world in the winter.

So let it snow because baby, it's cold outside and Santa Claus is coming to town.

That's great.

And I know I'm going to see Migdor it with this, but it's a marshmallow world.

I don't know that

song.

And

you know, it wouldn't be Christmas without the Christmas ding-dong.

Ding-dong's

gotta be the ultimate ding-a-ling.

Ding-a-ling Christmas bells are ringing.

Ding-dong, ding-dong.

Should we just put ding-dong?

Christmas bells are ringing and then maybe the image of a hostess ding-dong right underneath and then I could decorate the ding-dong with tinsel and lights and whatnot.

That would be great.

The perfect thing for this...

It's

a

what?

It's a Butte Clark.

I know Carl come on What do you think this is my first Christmas Carl?

Okay, it's a Butte Clark not bleepers full that one that I can't say I can only say half of it

I don't know, Margo!

Yeah, that's a very quotable movie.

Yes, it is.

Yeah, that's a beaut.

That's a beaut, Clark.

Beautiful.

All right, man.

Thanks for that, cousin Carl.

You're

welcome.

Can you hear me OK, Mike?

I can hear you beautifully.

Great.

I'm going to say three words for your Christmas couple.

Awesome.

Hold on.

I'm going to get a pen.

OK.

OK, I'm ready.

Cherish, love.

and remember

those are three pretty good words

I use those words your family your friends love the people love people and remember the ones you've lost remember them

right and I think we all have very special people we've lost that we wish we could have within this year so appreciate who you have while they're here yes what is your name my name is Tim that's awesome thanks for those Tim

thank you

We wish you a year of hope, faith, joy, and

peace.

Hope, faith, joy, and peace.

And quiet.

Hope, joy, peace, and quiet.

Four words are the four first candles that are lit in an advent.

Oh, really?

Three.

Well, that's good information and four great words for the card.

Thank you, Ida.

Yes.

Like, wink, wink, wink, wink, wink, wink, wink, wink.

Hey, deck the hall and oats.

How are you, man?

Yeah.

Do a lot of people deck you this time of year?

All the time.

Yeah, I'm sorry.

They shouldn't pick on you, you know?

They shouldn't pick on you.

Next time that happens, you call me and I'll, boom, be there.

I'll knock some sense into some people if you need, all right?

They haven't already called you?

No, Christmas bells might be ringing, but my phone is silent.

Yeah, what are you gonna do?

Anyway, do you have a suggestion for the Water's Wake Up Call Christmas card hauling notes?

You do the song from Christmas.

Christmas Vacation

the Christmas Vacation song.

Yeah, the song.

I think that'd be a great idea.

Yeah,

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