GOO GOO GAGA GO-GO ETC... TOUR IDEA

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Hi, it's me, your old buddy Mike.

All right, the reason I'm talking to you is the other day I played a Goo Goo Dolls song and it reminded me of this tour I wanted to start.

It was the Goo Goo Dolls along with Lady Gaga and the Go-Go, so it was the Goo Goo Gaga Go-Go Tour, right?

Then I asked the faithful beloved Waters Wake Up Call listeners to continue that, kind of in the same vein of the Goo Goo Gaga Go-Go list.

Oh, and by the way, for those of you who weren't listening, I didn't ask you a damn thing.

Hey, but we didn't need you anyway.

We came up with a massive list.

It's kind of a tour tongue twister, really.

And then the listeners and I came up with a clump of songs that all bands would get on the stage and they'd all sing together for the encore finale.

And again, those who weren't listening, you were not involved.

And I'll tell you, after this is so hugely successful, don't even try coming knocking on my door looking for your money because you don't deserve any, you non-listener.

Okay, where were we?

Oh yes, we came up with a massive list of songs.

All bands will get on the stage for the final Encore finale and play all these songs.

That's the phone.

Great timing.

Okay, let me answer this quick.

Yello.

You cannot leave Oingo Boingo out of that tour.

Oh, no!

Boy, I gotta tell you, throw an Oingo Boingo into the list I already have?

It's gonna tie my tongue into a knot more complicated than the alpine butterfly knot.

Let me tell you, if you know what I mean.

Oh, Oingo Boingo, Georgia the Jungle.

This is gonna be a tough one.

But we're going anyway, because that's- that's the way I am.

I don't do anything.

Uh, half-assed.

I don't really do anything full-assed, either.

I'd have to think about that.

But anyway, without any further ado-doo, here is the lineup and the finale songs for the tour, formerly known as the Gugu Gaga Gogo Tour.

It's the Gugu Gaga Gogo Yoko Ono Toto Poko Miko Tobi Bobo Ditli Oingo Boingo Chumbo Womba Skritti Politi Kaja Gugu Yo-Yo Ma-A-Ha Santana Banana Rama Shadana Abba Nina BG, with Rosanne Rosanadana opening, and they will all be on

stage for the encore singing.

Oh, let's do that last part again like this.

What the heck?

Let's do it one more time with the revised ending.

Here we go.

The Google Gaga, Gogo, Yoko Ono, Toto, Poco, Miko, Tobibo, Bodidli, Oingo, Boingo, Chumbawamba, Skritti, Politi, Kaja, Gugu, Yoyo, Ma, Ahas, and Tenna Banana, Rama, Shana, Na, Aba, Nina, BG, with Rosanne, Rosan, and Dana, opening.

And they will all be on stage for the encore singing.

Obladi, Obladi, do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do

, thank you thank you you're too kind

I will get out my trusty Ouija board, and I will do some calling.

See if we can get Bo Diddley back, or the drummer from Toto, the two Bee Gees that died.

Oh, and is Chumbawomba dead?

I'll check on that, but rest assured, I've got it covered, and thank you for listening, and be looking forward to that tour.

I tell you now, and you can quote me, come hell or Mike Waters, I'm gonna get this thing going, don't worry about it.

My name isn't Roseanne, Rosanna, Dana.

It's always something.

Mike Waters from the Waters Wake Up Call, out.

Weekday mornings, 5.30 to 10.