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Hey, it's Mike Waters from the Waters Wake Up Call.
Earlier this Tuesday morning, we were talking about the tunes that fueled your rebellion.
And who's more rebellious than Hollin' Oats, I ask ya.
Well, you know when I'm out here drivin', I gotta praise the Hollin'.
Yeah, you're Hollin' those Quaker Oats.
That's why we call you Hollin' Oats.
I gotta really crank down the road.
I can't drive 55.
How fast do you drive?
I do 80, 90 down the road.
Yeah, good for you.
Good
for you, you truckin' rebel.
Gotta see the marriage.
I can't drive 55.
All that if a cop pulls you over for doing 90, and he pulls
you
over, he comes up and says, so what do you got that's so important that's got to get to where it's going faster than all the other truck drivers on this road?
And if you said, I'm hauling oats, he would say, sorry to detain you, sir.
You may go ahead.
You may drive off.
Thank you
so much for
what you do.
That's
right.
Exactly right.
It's what you do.
It's what you haul hauling oats, right?
I mean, what's the cop gonna say?
I can't go for that.
No can do.
No, he's just saying okay.
No, you may you may move on sir.
I Wanted to read that I'm supposed to work at four o'clock in the morning I'm here at 3 30 in the parking lot and no one shows up to five o'clock.
Oh,
what the hell?
There was like 15 of us sitting here waiting to get in the building
should have all rebelled
together left and they wouldn't have been able to do anything to you they wouldn't be firing the whole staff so did you confront the manager what the hell where were you
no he just walked by
and smiled oh you should give me your address and I'll come and rebel against this dope so what I'd like to do is to give you a little rebellion motivation and give you the first line of take this job and shove it
there you
go yeah so that into a
another song that's very appropriate.
I'll just say that and you can just crank it up.
All right.
Have a better day, will ya?
Thanks a lot, Mike.
It may not be a rebel song, but another brick in the wall by Floyd.
Of course.
Yeah.
We don't need no education.
If that's not rebelling against school, I don't know what is, man.
Exactly.
That's right.
And you can tell they probably didn't go to school if they're saying we don't need no education.
Yeah.
They didn't learn much if they were
in school.
That's right.
They were probably, uh, I don't know.
One of those things, they bring their own book and they put the textbook cover in front of it.
And they're reading dirty limericks and things, those rebels.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They're bringing the gaily magazines, that kind of thing.
Angel is a centerfold in all.
God bless them.
God bless them, that's right.
The world needs rebels.
Oh, right.
Two
words for you.
Two I say.
Two words.
Are you curious?
Dude, Floyd.
I'll bet you're thinking Rebel Yell or we're not gonna take it.
There you go, layman.
Yeah, see, those are two songs that are musts on any Rebel playlist.
I agree.
If you don't include those, you're a Rebel of a different kind, a bad one.
Your
rebellion against
Rebels is what you're doing, and that's not what we need today.
So good for you, I say good for you.
I second.
All right, because with a Rebel Yell, we're not gonna take it.
Well, if you can make some together, that'd be
perfect.
You know I
can do that and I'm gonna cuz I'm uh, what's the word?
Rebel that's it.
Hey, that'd be better.
Yeah
Well, when you know I'm doing pretty good.
I'm feeling a little rebellious.
How about you?
I'm
always feeling rebellious, huh?
I always get that vibe from you
Another brick in the wall, blue oyster cult.
Which blue oyster cult?
The reefer one?
Don't fear the Reaper.
Thank
you.
It's
the getting old.
You put something in the front and something falls off the back and it may be something that you need.
What?
Say that again.
I'm not quite sure what that meant.
When you're old, there's only so much space up in your brain
that you
take something in the front and shove something off the back.
And
sometimes what's shoving off the back is what you were talking about.
So what would you do?
Would you just crank it up and just pump yourself up to be more rebellious?
Or how would you use these tunes to rebel?
Well, no, I would crank it up really loud so my neighbors could hear.
Why?
The houses are really close together.
We don't have big ones.
Sure.
So then you bounce around the living room on the furniture, kind of, you know, like the, what is it, Tom Cruise movie?
Risky business.
Thank you.
Yeah.
And then I have my friends come over and we all do it at the same time, you know, and you're doing the jumping up and down and dancing in the living room.
Yeah.
Now that sounds like a party over there, busting up furniture, jumping up and down.
Well, it could.
I guess.
Yeah.
There was no alcohol involved, but, you know, yeah.
Well, you know, but still your wrecking furniture and listening to songs about reapers and, uh, yeah, makes total sense to me.
We were ACDC fans, you
know, so
we were a little, we were a little strange, especially in Hawaii, where, you know, that's the type of music.
Right.
Everybody else is listening to Don Ho.
There you are listening to Bluestar Colt and ACDC, you rebel.
That's it.
That is,
that
is
it.
Well, I'm doing pretty good there, Broomer County big man.
Are you the Broomer Rebel too?
Well, I don't know.
You don't know.
I was a good kid.
You know, I was a good kid, listen, obeyed.
Well, good for you.
And actually, I don't believe
you.
I got some oceanfront property in Colorado, I'll tell you
too.
I'll take it.
Is it the top?
Is it at the top of a big mountain?
It's actually on the bottom.
Oh, well, I'll take that too.
I'll take both of them.
What music would you use to rebel?
Oh, I don't know.
I like my choir.
I played quite a lot.
Yep.
Loud.
I
like that
slick black Cadillac, you know.
It loves the f***.
They can say that cuss word because it was in a song,
you
know.
You know,
there was something about profanity and some music that made it...
Extra sweet and extra rebellious.
Yep,
when you say that one of mine was here the dog by Nazareth now you're messing with a son of a
And I told a story a little earlier.
I don't know if you heard it But what I would do is I would turn my stereo speakers and point them out the window and we lived in a really nice Clean good neighborhood and there was something about the name of the street and the town that made me want to rebel We lived on Hopewood Lane in New Hope, Minnesota.
It was like when you cross city lines It's almost you felt like you had to wipe your feet
And I would I would point my speakers out the windows and I would just crank hair of the dog by Nazareth over and over until my neighbors started complaining to my parents
Yeah, yeah
Hey,
you invite me I won't tattle, but but if you
You know
Yep, you did and you did ever since I'm sure you still do to
this
point just to make sure Oh,
that's
nice
Talk about the old times when he turned you in.
Oh, yeah.
Good morning, Mike.
I hope you're having a wonderful day.
Well, thank you, man.
I am so far.
I hope you are too.
I'm having a blast day.
I just want you to know that when I was repelling my favorite song was never been any reason by head.
Save my life.
I'm going down for the last time.
That's right.
Yes.
That's that's that's a rebel song.
If I ever heard one.
Well, thank you, Mike.
You have a great day.
Hey, on Crocodiles MD2, when Crocodiles was going to go storm the mansion, there's a song in the background playing called The Wild One.
Oh, yeah.
Remember that one?
I
do.
Yeah, I do.
That's kind of a rebellious song there, because he's getting ready to go.
I'm
trying to think which version was that was that the old I'm a wild one or was it the Iggy Pop 80s wild one
Okay, let
me look for it.
That would be cool.
That is a great song.
I'm a real wild child
Yeah,
yeah, yeah.
I thought that was kind of neat.
Anyway, that just kind of popped into my head.
Well, thanks for bringing that up.
I'm going to look for it.
I have to play it.
I have to.
All right, I appreciate that.
All right, thank you, Wild One.
I see
you,
man.
Weekday mornings, 5.30 to 10.
Who used all the Wi-Fi?
apartment life, bad wi-fi, mystery laundry piles, and a roommate who says, I'll Venmo you.
Maybe 2027 deserves an upgrade.
Coming August 2027, Four Lakes Properties introduces the brand new Union Station Apartments, furnished in-unit washer and dryer.
Internet included a great central downtown location, one to five bedroom apartments, and no double occupancy fees.
That's less adulting and more actually enjoying where you live.
Union Station Apartments, now leasing from Four Lakes Properties.
Wait, we have a washer and dryer in the apartment?
