All right, let's talk about National Final Records Day.
Just so you know, it's also known as National Annoying Ponytail and Goatee Guy who wants to corner you at a party and lecture you on Warm Sound Day.
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COVID has dropped to the 10th leading cause of death in the U.S.
Number one remains Alec Baldwin.
One third of the U.S.
military could be robotic by 2039.
Great.
Meanwhile, 100% of Wheel of Fortune hosts will be robotic by this fall.
No names.
I'll mention no names.
A woman died after she got stuck on the baggage carousel at O'Hare Airport.
They had to be careful with those, especially in Chicago.
So dangerous, even the baggage carousels are deadly.
Good Lord.
a study out that found that women may be more responsive to romance when they are full.
So guys, forget about the movie, take her out for dinner, and then another dinner.
And maybe another one if you need to.
New Yorkers have been rated as the most dishonest when it comes to online dating.
For instance, they rarely admit they're giants or Jets fans.
Smokey Bear just turned 80.
80 Happy Birthday, Smokey Bear.
He's listening online at 1057KOKZ.com.
But kind of ironic that the iconic for preventing forest fires has 80 lit candles on his cake.
I hope he's being careful.
Polly Shore is moving forward with his movie about Richard Simmons.
Filming has yet to begin and it has already bombed.
Jamie Lee Curtis likes the crew on her movie sets to wear name tags so everybody feels like equals.
Ellen DeGeneres used to do that on her TV show so she could personalize her insults.
Sir Mix-A-Lot turns 61 today, he likes big butts.
Or as he's known these days, Sir Mix-A-Lot of Metamucil.
Mark Knopfler of Dire Straits turns 75 today.
He's going to be celebrating with a new song, The Mall Walk of Life.
Wesley Snipes just broke the world record for longest career as a Marvel character.
No word how Snipes celebrated the accomplishment, but we can probably rule out paying his taxes.
And finally, LA is officially on the clock to host the Olympics.
LA will prepare for the influx of crowds, traffic, and non-English speakers by doing absolutely nothing.
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