Hey, it's Mike Waters from the Waters Wicca.
Call Wandom Wednesday.
It's never truly Wandom until I hear from Wandom Wanda.
So I decided to keep her on the phone all morning.
It was about 6.10 this morning she first called and I said hello and she just went into it.
I don't know exactly why she started with this, but here we go.
I know juice cans and
other cans because you could tie it up and make a phone on a string and a big candy you could use for stilts.
You could use
for what?
Stilts.
Like you could walk on them.
Make a big mom string and walk on them.
My brother keeps using them foil and put pins in it and threw them at you, but I didn't like that.
Because the pins hurt.
My mom was a sewer, I'm a sewer, and I'm never giving it up, even if my wrists don't cooperate for me.
I have severe arthritis in one, I have an appointment on, they can't do surgery.
For those just tuning in, I'm speaking with Wandom Wanda here, randomly going from toys to arthritis.
And that's
about the point where I say, oh, sorry, Linda, I've got things to do.
I'm very busy.
Thanks for calling.
We'll talk to you later.
But.
I decided I'm just going to keep her on the phone all morning if she'll stay on the phone that long.
And she did, by the way.
So I decided throughout the morning, I would pot her up at various times, random times, and see what she was talking about.
Some of these random times, I'd pot Wandom Wanda up, and I kind of knew what she was talking about.
So we'd have, you know, short conversations,
like...
But I don't like... I only buy four at a time.
Why?
Because they're disgusting.
They're made out of drinks and... You know
what?
You are bananas about your bananas.
You realize that.
Probably.
You should play banana rama.
Although, you know, banana rama has always preferred grapes.
And other times I'd turn her up and then think, okay, I'm jumping right back out because it was a little weird.
One girl had a jumpsuit.
One sleeve was short, the other sleeve was long, and the pant legs were the same.
She was kind of different.
I don't know, I wouldn't know.
Don't
ask me, I have no idea what that was about, but I'll tell you what, the weirdest one I will save till the end.
So listen all the way through, and from here on out, I'm just gonna play you those Wandom Times, we potted up Wandom Wanda this morning and pretty much took what we got.
And just FYI, I love this next one with the car horn that's broken so she uses a kid's bike
horn.
You're using
a pink bicycle horn to honk at other drivers?
What would you stick your arm out the window with the horn and
go... Oh, I
can picture
that.
My great Matthew turns 10 tomorrow.
And... Lindsay Sterling did acrobatics in the air while playing a violin and it was cut out.
What are you talking about?
Lindsay Sterling, she was undancing when the start...
Is
she going to be going from dancing with the stars to fiddling with cigars?
No.
Have you heard of that new show on the Cigar Channel?
No, I never heard.
My brother, he quit smoking cigars.
Did he?
He would get expensive cigars all the time.
He's saying quite a bit, and she's so excited.
She had a...
But she had a top underneath it and she still got a good figure I guess.
Who's this?
It was kind of bit revealing, sort of.
What were you talking about?
Well, it was, it was nicely, she had like a bra top but she had it open and it was kind of like, with lace and trench on it, sort of.
Okay, alright.
I was like, you could see what she had on, but she didn't have to have her jacket open.
I took hyping class in high school.
I had an IBM electric with a ball and everything.
IBM every morning.
What?
Nothing.
Oh, um, yeah, I was gonna talk about penguins, but I guess you don't want to.
From typing to pay?
What?
Well, because I watched this really funny show called Mr. Popper's Penguin, and it's hilarious.
They're not very nice, nice, verb stuff.
What?
See, if
you want to know how to do Wandom Wednesday, listen to Wandom Wanda.
There's no one more Wandom.
I mean, she just calls up out of nowhere, starts talking penguins, Mr. Poppers, to be more
specific.
And then they end up going to Antarctica to take them back to the wild.
I had an Antarctica married to my uncle John.
Oh.
She was
very cold.
She was a very cold person.
Oh.
and I believe in sending cards and I won't take an email card, period.
Okay, I'll
make notes.
I had to call my friend about a birthday card and like if I send one to her, she better be doing it for me.
I don't forget birthdays.
Some of them don't buy.
I get one from the newspaper delivery and I think her grandkids make it out because it's
No, it's a child.
Does it anger you that it's a child?
No,
she left them,
she left
them, felt the cards out.
If you fall asleep, they melt really fast.
Just don't fall asleep.
I
think that's in the trailer for Nightmare on Elm Street.
I watch movies and I have to keep watching them because I keep falling asleep before the end.
I change bedding at least few times a year because penguins have to be off of here.
That's my only super distance.
Are you saying you
have penguin bedsheets?
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
I thought you were eating.
You had actual penguins.
Oh, penguins would make a mess.
They sure would.
And last but not least, the one I was telling you about a little bit earlier, this one was a little disturbing and weird and
what?
They were, there was like four of here, three of them together.
I spaced it out, I chewed it.
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