WANDOM RUDE, DUDE AND MISCONSTRUED

Hey, it's waters from the waters wake up call had a great random Wednesday this morning You were calling in with some random questions and random facts.

I love that

Come

on

I

didn't quite catch the beginning of what you said March 6, 1970 What was

the

clue you were

gonna

get?

I know the band, I know the album

Let it be.

Uh,

gosh, let me think.

Let me think.

Let it be.

Yes,

this

was.

Geez Louise, I couldn't believe it was that long ago.

But here again, I was in my school.

I was a senior.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

I just gave my A

to play.

Yeah, I don't see a senior.

That would have been, you would have been 18.

No,

I'm not.

I'm not

gonna say nothing.

I'm not gonna

give it

away.

I would never do that.

I would never do that.

I've got too much respect for you.

That's what I wanted to hear.

I'm just gonna let

it be.

I'm just gonna let it be.

I'm just gonna

let it sit there.

and move on with my

day.

Perfect!

There we have it!

Let it be, baby!

Let it be!

You know, I did not know that.

I don't really pay a whole lot of attention to when singles were released, but I always love to hear an anniversary like that.

I love to hear about

it.

I

know I know I started collecting a little later than that so

Hey, how

did you know?

Well, thank

you I appreciate that it's actually let's see it's actually three weeks from today.

Yeah

27th.

27th.

Well, thank you for remembering.

That's very cool.

I appreciate that.

Absolutely.

That's what a great Iowa listeners do.

We appreciate a great disjockey.

Well, God bless you.

God bless you all the way to the moon, sir.

Well, thanks, man.

I'll tell you what.

Keep rocking.

Have a great day, man.

All right.

You too.

Thank you for calling.

Always good talking to

you.

I'm

back at you.

All right.

Bye.

Bye.

Hey, we had a malfunction the first thing this morning.

You know that?

Yeah, well, I think you're kind of a major malfunction all in yourself there, Farmer Dave.

I'm

half kidding you.

I'm half kidding you, Farmer Dave.

You let the speaker out.

You were supposed to tell nobody, remember?

Oh, that's right.

I'm sorry.

Sometimes I forget these things.

You know, I never do it out of malice or anything in that vein.

I just forget and I'm not real bright.

That's what

I fall back on,

usually.

That's why I have so much trouble.

Yeah.

Okay, here's the, here's the random question.

I know you know everything.

That's right.

Oh, you know me well, Farmer Dave.

Or close to it.

Yes, close to it.

Yes.

Yes.

You're correct.

Are you ready?

Yes.

Yes.

I'm

ready.

First

of all, do you ever answer these spam calls?

Here's what I've heard.

I've heard the more you answer these calls, the more you will get.

Somehow they

have this algorithm probably that that the people who answer the phone at triggers a whole lot of other these spam callers there There are a lot of these spam calling centers So if you answer one it gets you on all these other call lists to lots and lots of other spam call centers And if you say anything if you do pick up they can manipulate your words and what you're saying and before you know it you spent a million

dollars on say a rubber ducky for your bathtub so

never answer

and and one other thing you can do Dave are you on the do not call registry

yeah just you know go to the

national do not call registry it's do not call.gov and you can go there get on the list and that will also

limit those spam bot

calls.

50 to 60 of my day.

On top of everything else this morning, it was Day of the Dude, the 26th anniversary of the Big Lebowski.

I celebrated by talking to a dutist priest.

I have that certificate.

So what do you do as a dutist priest?

I talk to people.

I try and make them happy.

Yeah.

I try and change their lives a little bit.

I make people smile.

I've never... I've never... I'm sorry to interrupt you.

No.

I take the stress off their lives.

You probably teach people to be a little more zen because the dude is very, very zen.

Oh, yeah.

Yes.

So these people you help as a dutus priest, how do you find them or how do they find you?

Are you in the book or as a dutus priest or what?

I have an ID.

I have a certificate.

I'm just a kind person.

Okay.

I like that fun every day.

Putting some positive vibes out in the world.

I appreciate you and people like you and thanks for doing what you're doing.

Great new fun stuff every day for people.

Santa Claus gave us 100 gifts this last year.

Wow.

I'll text you a couple pictures.

Yeah, that'd be great.

It's great talking to you on the day of the dude.

do this priest?

Yes, thank you sir.

One of the things we were discussing on this Wendom Wednesday morning were common things people do that they don't realize is actually very rude.

Like for instance,

people that do not understand the concept of a shopping cart corral.

If you like it a-heavy, they have the two different carts.

They put the baby one and then they try to put a big one behind it.

The worst is just leaving it in the parking lot.

Yeah.

Well, have you ever heard of the shop?

It's a thing.

It basically says that an individual's capacity to self-govern depends on whether they are the type to return the shopping cart or leave it next to their car.

They're probably not be a positive force in the community.

This is what's wrong with society, these people.

If they want a little monitor and say, please return your cart to the proper position.

We see what you're doing, by the way.

to start charging a quarter like you do all these.

Yeah, they're always good away.

I gotta get that quarter back.

Not that it matters,

but I mean, you want

the quarter back.

Yeah.

Yeah.

you're in a line and no matter where and all of a sudden guy in front of you stops to talk to somebody else and you can't go around him, you've got to go through him.

Boy that just irks me.

Yep, can happen anywhere anytime.

Oh, either when you're shopping or you're going down to your seat in a concert or something like that.

They just stop, they see a friend.

And instead of getting to the side, they stop right in the middle of the aisle.

Yeah, they have

no idea.

Anybody is behind them because they don't care if anybody's behind them.

It's all about them.

Excuse

me, excuse me, excuse me.

Yeah.

They don't even hear you sometimes.

And I got to tell you, the last couple of days, and our station is here in Hiawatha, kind of in a strip mall.

And I park in the back of the strip mall.

And when I leave at the end of my day, I come around the back.

And then there's, if I go straight, I go out into the street, if I take a ride, I go into the front parking lot.

Well, the last couple of days, it's been a different car, but it's been right there, so you can't, it's blocking, so you can't go out in the street, and you can't take a ride to go into the parking lot, and he just sits there, and I have to honk on my horn like three times to finally get these people to move, I don't get it.

I've been listening to you for years, and the first time I've ever been able to talk to you.

Well, I'm glad you finally did.

Tony the vet thank you for

your service what branch were you in

I was army well

thanks for what you do Tony

if you have a good day and deep up the great work my fellow

Viking fan hello my

fellow shamed individual

but I got a I got a random song and I got something rude that's very irritating okay what I call it rude or irritating what a big

18 wheeler pulls out in front of you and then a bunch of smoke comes out of his bag and he does about 10 or 20 miles per hour and then eventually

Works up to 55, kind of point or root.

I don't know what you want to call it.

I guess it depends on what the situation was, what the traffic situation was.

Maybe they're trained just to pull out.

People will stop.

If

you think about it, it's got to be tough to find a time when you can pull the truck out because you really would need a huge window of time between

cars in order to get this

thing out on the road.

So maybe that was the situation.

It's frustrating.

I can see how

it's

definitely frustrating.

Just keep in mind all the stuff that they need to do in order to get from point A to point B. I mean, give them some room, give them a little respect, and I think we'll all be the better for it, my fellow Vikings

fan.

going

to the Super Bowl and they're going to win.

They're going to go to the Super Bowl and they're going to win.

I

hope they do something.

I'll tell you, if they don't, it's going to be more frustrating than a truck pulling out in front again going 10 miles an

hour.

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