HIT AND RUN HEADLINES - 3/5/2024

It's being reported that Mark Zuckerberg is building a bunker in Hawaii, but it's probably not true since I read it on Facebook and probably Nothing on Facebook is true Megan Markle was spotted skiing in Utah her motto is work hard play hard well minus the work

part

You know the Bud Light boycott cost a billion dollars in lost sales.

But wait, if Bud Light drinkers had a billion dollars, why were they drinking Bud Light?

Answer me that!

Wendy's is offering $1 cheeseburgers all month to celebrate March Madness, which will then be followed by April

Fatness.

A

new study says that sitting all day is linked to an early death.

That's why I always stand while I'm eating those Wendy's dollar cheese burgers.

The European Commission hit Apple with a $1.95 billion.

It's an antitrust fine for abusing its dominant position in the market for the distribution of music streaming apps.

Apple plans to recover the $1.95 billion by selling a dozen new iPhones.

Yes, just a dozen will cost about $1.95 billion.

Bradley Cooper struggled to love his daughter the first eight months.

Well, Billy Ray Cyrus struggled to love his daughter the last eight months, so...

A Baywatch reboot is in the works at Fox.

That's what we need.

A Baywatch reboot.

None of the original writers are involved because they're no longer horny 13-year-olds.

I don't know what they got.

Singer Eddie Grant turned 76 today.

Happy birthday, Eddie Grant.

You know, he and I went to kindergarten together.

Snack time.

We were tight.

Nowadays, he says he's going to soft rock down to Electric Avenue.

Getting older.

Alright,

well that's all I got.