Hey, it's waters from the waters wakeup call this morning was fun facts about names day So I thought it was a perfect time to bring back the Urban Dictionary name game Good morning.
Well good morning Agnes.
How are you?
I'm doing pretty good You want to know what Agnes means according to the Urban Dictionary name game?
Sure Agnes the most beautiful girl you will ever know.
She's very lovely kind smart optimistic The kind of girl you would want to present to your mother and be proud of she's a sweetheart a true lady with
and self-respect but don't push her to the limit she won't mind getting down and dirty and it also says here this is what it says has a nice butt I don't know why they say that at the tail end well I guess that does make sense
Does Carrie from Dicert want to play?
Yes, I would love to find out all about
me.
Okay, Carrie is an independent woman who is always willing to try new things.
She's very open-minded and adventurous.
She'll always be the first one willing to defend her friends and family under any circumstance.
Be grateful if you have a Carrie in your life.
Carry on wayward son.
I added that last part and you know urban dictionary even gives us an example Conversation, okay, so first a dude says Carrie you're amazingly awesome and then Carrie says
no, I'm not I honestly don't see why you think that
and then the dude says yes, you are Carrie and then Carrie says
no
and then the dude says yes you are and then the dude continues wow did that girl seriously just do that and the other guy said yeah she's very adventurous and then the other dude says yeah she's a total carry
Hey, your name, your real name, holla notes, is Michael.
Is this correct?
That's right.
It's Mike and Mike.
Well, that is fantastic that you called.
I wanted to read it earlier, but I thought, no, I'm going to let another Michael call and we'll do it then.
So are you ready?
We're pretty awesome.
When you meet a Michael, you will instantly fall in love with him.
He can be very adorable at times whenever you are upset or just extremely hilarious.
Michael has a perfect personality.
They are comedic, loving,
Cute, huh?
He will hug you when you need one.
Michael will be naturally good at anything.
Sometimes you will think to yourself, what makes a Michael so perfect?
They'll do anything for the ones they care for.
So overall, Michael is the best person you will ever meet.
If something is wrong, don't worry, Michael's got your back.
It's almost as if we wrote it ourselves, holla notes.
That's right.
Mike to the rescue.
Here I come to save the day.
I think that's Mikey Mouse, isn't it?
OK, Maynard.
Maynard.
A term to call a person rather than their name similar to man or dude.
Hey, Maynard.
Like saying, hey.
Hey, dude.
Hey, Maynard.
The prototype hippie.
Are you kind of a hippie, Maynard?
Not a hippie, per se.
You know what I think of when I think of Maynard?
What's that?
Malto meal, I think.
Commercial.
Good stuff, Maynard.
That's right.
Yeah.
It also says a Maynard is your regular bad ass.
So that sounds like you,
Maynard.
Okay,
Carrie is an independent woman who is always willing to try new things.
She's very open-minded and adventurous.
She'll always be the first one willing to defend her friends and family under any circumstance.
Be grateful if you have a Carrie in your life.
Carry on wayward son.
I added that last part.
And you know Urban Dictionary even gives us an example conversation.
Okay.
So first a dude says, Carrie you're amazingly awesome.
And then Carrie says,
no I'm not.
I honestly don't see why you think that.
And then the dude says, yes you are Carrie.
And then Carrie says, no.
And then the dude says, yes, you are.
And then the dude continues, wow, did that girl seriously just do that?
And the other guy said, yeah, she's very adventurous.
And then the other dude says, yeah, she's a total carry.
L-L-O-N.
Dalen.
A funny, smart, weird, literal person.
Most Dalens prefer hobbies involving playing video games.
You big gamer, Dalen?
Yes.
And
the weird part, you
got down to a C. So you're a weird gamer like all Dalons are, apparently.
Here you go.
What's your big video game?
What are you best at?
Fortnite.
Fortnite.
Well, it also says, and I don't know if this applies to you, Dalon, Dalons can be a bit hotheaded sometimes, so be careful.
No, I'm
not.
OK.
OK.
Hey, man.
Don't get mad.
Don't get hotheaded on me, man.
I'm sorry I said anything, man.
I'm sorry I said anything.
I'm just curious to know what the Urban Dictionary says about Karen.
A Karen is a pejorative term used for any 29 to 55 year old middle to upper middle class white woman.
A Karen will go out of her way to impose their belief structures on any unwitting or unsuspecting individual.
Karen then yielded, here's an example.
Karen then yielded her most powerful tool, her iPhone 10,
pounding the screen vigorously and slamming it to her ear.
Um, hello?
Can I speak with the manager?
Yes, ma'am.
I'm the manager.
What kind of place are you running here?
I'm currently in the drive-thru lane, and I've been
waiting
here for 15 minutes.
Do you think that's acceptable?
Oh, we apologize, ma'am.
Your meal is free.
Oh, Smith.
Karen, that's awful.
You're not that person at all, Karen.
If it makes other people laugh, so be it.
What does it mean?
Dustin is alluring white.
and adventurous.
Are you adventurous, Dustin?
Well, I'm a traveling salesman, yeah.
OK.
How far do you travel?
I just stay here in Iowa.
So semi-adventurous, we'll say.
They have a lot of charisma and wit, which makes them irresistible.
So there you go.
Now you know what Dustin means.
You can use that to pick up any girl you want.
I might have a connection at church starting, though.
Fine, I was going to be like this week.
If you're looking to start a conversation, sidle up to her and just say, hey,
My name is Dustin.
You want to know what it means on Urban Dictionary and you get out your smartphone, you go to Urban Dictionary and you read
it.
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