Who used all the Wi-Fi?
Ah, apartment life.
Bad Wi-Fi, mystery laundry piles, and a roommate who says, I'll Venmo you.
Maybe 2027 deserves an upgrade.
Coming August 2027, Four Lakes Properties introduces the brand new Union Station Apartments, furnished in-unit washer and dryer.
Internet included a great central downtown location, one to five bedroom apartments, and no double occupancy fees.
That's less adulting and more actually enjoying where you live.
Union Station Apartments, now leasing from Four Lakes Properties.
Wait, we have a washer and dryer in the apartment?
Let's
do this, I got
more things.
So the missing part of the Alaska Airlines aircraft that blew off mid-flight has been found in a backyard in Portland.
It had already been converted into a craft brewery, because I'm sure you were wondering.
An iPhone from that Alaska Airlines flight, it survived a 16,000 foot drop.
And someone on that assembly line in China, I'm telling you, is getting a lollipop right now.
One of those kids that makes the iPhones.
A passenger claiming to be the devil forced a jet blue flight to make an emergency landing.
Ridiculous.
Everyone knows Satan only flies spirit.
Everybody knows that.
Pope Francis presented a list of the ills afflicting humanity and they included the wars in Ukraine and Palestine the climate crisis and of course Taylor Swift And number one on that list by the way people who say based off instead of based on I mean, what are they?
According to a report, Kim Jong-un's 10-year-old daughter is his most likely successor.
And she's already smarter and taller than her father, so...
87,000 massage guns have been recalled due to fire and burn risks, and they're being repackaged and sold as portable air fryers.
That's just smart.
That's just smart.
Oscar Mayer is hiring a dozen new hot doggers to drive its Wiener Mobile for a year.
The company is confident they'll find 12 people who will relish this opportunity.
Relish the...
The wiener.
Purple Rain is being turned into a Broadway musical, which of course will then be turned into a movie based on the Broadway musical that was based on the movie because, you know, in Hollywood they make art.
That's what they do.
Yeah, and I doubt Prince would want that.
I'm sure he's spinning in his tissue box.
Jody Foster.
Jody Foster says Gen Z can be difficult to work with.
She also says she's tired of people who approach her and say, big fan, David Spade.
Netflix canceled over a hundred shows, and those are just the Scandinavian crime thrillers, so there's probably more of that here.
France will rename a road after David Bowie, and it's like any other road, but the white line down the middle is cocaine.
And Led Zeppelin guitar player Jimmy Page, one of my faves, 80 years old today.
Happy birthday, Jimmy Page.
We went to kindergarten together.
Snack time, real tight.
And these days, when he rambles on, it's usually about immigrants on the runaway cost of apples.
He's working on his new song, Stair Lift to Heaven.
And finally, Tiger Woods ended his 27-year partnership with Nike.
The split occurred because Nike caught Tiger sleeping with a younger shoe company, so there's not much you could do.
All right, well, that's all I
got.
apartment
life.
Bad Wi-Fi, mystery laundry piles, and a roommate who says, I'll Venmo you.
Maybe 2027 deserves an upgrade.
Coming August 2027, Four Lakes Properties introduces the brand new Union Station apartments.
Furnished, in-unit washer and dryer, internet included, a great central downtown location, one to five bedroom apartments, and no double occupancy fees.
That's less adulting and more actually enjoying where you live.
Union Station
apartments now leasing from Four Lakes properties.
Wait, we have a washer and dryer in the apartment?
