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Texas.
Texas is experimenting with the use of artificial intelligence in government.
Before that, they were relying mostly on natural stupidity.
54% of Americans read at least one book.
Read at least one book.
Let me do that again.
See how we screw up at least one story, huh?
That's what you're listening for.
You're listening for the screw ups.
54% of Americans read at least one book in 2023.
Unfortunately, it was Britney's book, so it just made them even dumber.
Even dumber.
A Minnesota woman sued a dentist for giving her four root canals, eight crowns, and 20 fillings in a single visit.
And also because the issue of Cosmo in his waiting room was from 2012.
What's the point?
Over 200 names linked to Jeffrey Epstein will be unveiled this week.
Technically, the name is Bill Clinton, but it'll be mentioned like 200 times.
An Australian chef who helped to popularize avocado toast has died.
Per his wishes, his memorial service was incredibly simple while being completely overpriced.
Hundreds of migrants were dropped off in New Jersey over the weekend.
This has caused a huge surge of migrants begging to be sent home out of New Jersey.
Pierce Brosnan was charged with trespassing at Yellowstone National Park.
He avoided jail by posting bomb.
Cash bomb.
There's a new Mickey Mouse horror movie on the way.
Isn't that exciting?
I don't know what's so shocking about that.
We've already seen Mickey brutally murder Star Wars Indiana Jones and the Marvel Universe, so I don't know what he's up to next.
Stand-up comedy legend Shecky Green passed away in Las Vegas.
He joins Caratop, a comedian who dies in Vegas every single night of the week.
Taylor Swift has passed Elvis Presley for most weeks spent atop the Billboard 200 album chart by a solo artist.
But Elvis is still way ahead of Taylor when it comes to the number of terrible movies they've starred in.
Elvis would be rolling over in his grave if he wasn't secretly living on a private island with Jim Morrison and Michael Jackson.
You know he is.
And finally Snoop Dogg is joining the NBC team that is covering the 2024 Paris Olympics.
Snoop came up with the idea while he was high and NBC agreed to it while they were even higher.
And
even
more surprising, Bob Costas is now putting out a hardcore gangster rap album.
I can't wait to hear that.
Yeah, that's all I got.
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