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The Waters Wake Up Call with Mike Waters · Tue Dec 19, 2023
Merry Christmas waters with you and tunes day this morning.
We were talking about our favorite Christmas
songs I'm
only Mary on Friday nights, or did you know me
are our why Mary?
something by Bing Crosby.
Love it.
It can't be Christmas until you hear the ring of the Christmas bells and the ring of the Christmas bells, it goes bing.
Sometimes it goes bong right after bing, but that is the Christmas bell sound.
It's not Christmas without the Christmas bell of bing bong.
And I promise to deliver you a Christmas story that cannot be topped tomorrow.
Something for you to look forward to, Mr. Waters.
I'm
excited.
I'd like to hear of your Vanessa Williams silver and gold.
Silver and gold.
Is that what you want for Christmas, little girl?
Yeah,
of
course.
Yeah.
Maybe some fake silver and fake gold.
I think that's what people can afford this year.
I'm
just asking for food and gas.
That's what I'm asking for.
Hey,
yeah.
Hey, maybe we need a song and we can do food and gas or gas and food instead of silver and gold.
Especially this
year.
Sing with me.
Gas and food.
You got a lovely voice.
Gas and food and alcohol.
Well, we can make it to trifecta.
Food, gas and alcohol.
Right.
Yes.
I'll drink to that.
Okay, we got a winner.
so all she
wants for Christmas is her one back tooth
Sing it that way to aluminum girl when I play it all she wants for Christmas is her one back tooth or one back tooth, you know like that But better Holly
jolly Christmas my burl eyes
burl eyes you got to play burl eyes And I got a request a little while ago for Bing think also can't be Christmas until you play burl bing and burl.
Yeah, that's right bing burl Yes, sir.
It means the same thing as Mary Merry Christmas.
You can say Merry Christmas or
Yeah, my favorite Christmas song.
Walking around in women's underwear.
Now is that because you can relate so well to that kind of a song?
No, just because it puts a smile on my face when I hear it.
Okay, well, you know, either way, I wouldn't be judging you at all.
Let's face it, they're more comfortable than men's underwear.
Well, I guess I'd have to take your word for it because I wouldn't
know.
Boy, I really shot myself in the foot there, didn't I?
Yes, you did.
Yes, I did.
All right, well, I'm
I'm gonna change my underwear.
I'll get that song though on for you
Father Christmas by the kinks.
Yes.
Father Christmas, give us your money.
Yeah.
Well, I think it misses the point a little.
Well, it does.
But Ray Davies from the kinks, who is just a great writer.
I mean, it's kind of a satire.
Tough kids out on the streets living hard.
They've got no use for toys and such things.
They want money.
Give me money, Santa.
I still like the song, though.
Is this the famous Mike Waters?
I'm sorry, this number is no longer in service.
Oh my god, I'm so lucky.
Oh, shut up.
I've got a Christmas song for you
to
play.
Yes?
Yeah, I would like to hear Blue Christmas by Porky
Pig.
No!
Yep.
Well, let me see if I can find a good quality Porky Pig Blue Christmas for you.
All right.
No,
thank you.
I would love to get a little pork on for you pork and Christmas.
They just go hand in hand
Fish
I'm good.
How are you fish Christmas fish?
Yes Yes, what's up there fish?
You know you know a great one.
I do yeah
Well, are you going to tell us or are you going to keep us in mystery for the whole day?
Oh, buddy.
I love, I love me some BSO.
I'm telling you.
That's my favorite.
Okay.
All right.
Well, I love Brian Setzer.
He is awesome.
I think he misnamed it though.
I think he should have called it double O Rudolph.
Oh, really?
It's got kind of a kind of a bond thing going on.
Definitely.
Okay.
All right.
Well, I'm intrigued just like I would be by a James Bond movie.
You don't know that song?
No.
I don't.
You got to give yourself a taste, man.
I'm gonna.
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