France!
That's right, France wants to ban smoking in public spaces.
Yeah, right.
It's kind of like Italy wanting to ban body hair.
It's almost impossible.
A woman in Vietnam says she's lived off water and soda for 50 years, which answers the question, does Vietnam have supermodels?
Well, apparently.
Scientists discovered a new six-planet solar system.
Even though it's 100 light-years from Earth, even it is sick of the Travis Taylor coverage.
Enough Taylor Swift for goodness sakes.
You know it would cost you over $46,000 to buy all the gifts from the 12 Days of Christmas this year?
Totally worth it if the nine ladies dancing are from the Spearman Rhino, replied Charlie Sheen.
Walmart and Target are the most popular for in-store shopping during the holiday season.
The least popular?
Soiled linens and things.
A
survey finds that a good date costs $196.
Anything more than that, fellas, and she's overcharging you for a little fun.
McDonald's is planning to open 10,000 restaurants globally by 2027.
Also experiencing a major expansion by 2027, the behinds of McDonald's customers.
George Santo says he may write a book.
It will be the first autobiography that Barnes & Noble will put in the fiction section.
Only 3% of Americans have had, and it's a multiple choice, A, the COVID booster, B, the flu shot, or C, a salad for lunch.
65-year-old
Sharon Stone says just as many people want to sleep with her as ever.
Look, Sharon, if you want to be the golden bachelorette, just say so, all right?
Don't beat around the bush.
Steven Spielberg and Martin Scorsese are collaborating on a TV show.
Production has yet to begin, and it's already won 8,000 Emmys.
The Marvels is officially the lowest-grossing entry in the Marvel universe, so Disney will reduce its number of superhero releases next year to only 8,000.
Oh, sorry, kids.
And finally, the season 16 cast of RuPaul's Drag Race was announced yesterday.
And out of habit, Hit Rock shot his computer.
That's what happens when... Alright,
well that's all I got.
