Hey!
The water's here from the water's wake-up call.
We were celebrating National Kick Butt Day today, and there's no harder day than Monday to celebrate something like that.
So I'd like to thank you for helping me with the motivation.
Hey, I have the motivational phrase for you.
Oh, thank you.
What do you got?
Attitude of gratitude.
Attitude of gratitude.
That is great.
And you know what's even better?
What's that?
It rhymes.
It makes it easy to remember.
Exactly, exactly.
Guys like me.
I'm old
too.
Attitude of gratitude.
Yes.
I'm going to keep that in my head all day long, maybe even all week.
I have to keep it in my head all the time.
I know.
I know.
It's probably hard to keep that attitude of gratitude going all the time.
But man, if you can, you're set.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
Well, I've got the attitude of gratitude that you called and told me that.
So thank
you.
You have a wonderful day.
Mr.
Water.
What are you doing, man?
Trucking.
You, being Trucker Todd, have to have some words of inspiration, motivation for the KOKZ listener.
You have to.
Love the one you're with.
If you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with.
There you go.
So how does the other half, Rhonda, feel about that?
Same way.
OK.
All right.
So you're like 70s swingers, you two.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You go to key parties and all that kind of thing?
You betcha.
Okay.
Keep on, keep it on.
Keep on, keep it on.
Love the one you with.
Well, I'm all by myself, so I don't quite know what to do.
So I'm just gonna sit here with my hands on the table.
I've got a motivational thing for you.
Oh, good.
I've used it many times to help people get their acts together.
They're pooping a group?
Something like that, yeah.
Yeah?
Okay.
So it goes, there's a dark cloud inside every silver lining.
Things always look blackish before the lights go out.
And all the joys, hopes, and expectations we have in life are just momentary lulls from the great sucking abyss of despair that's drawing us all down toward oblivion.
You're the most pessimistic.
motivational speaker I've ever spoken with.
Most people having heard that feel the need to get up and do something, like
leave.
Yeah, get up and get away from that guy and maybe do something else more importantly.
That's
right.
Hey, I can always tell it's you, weirdo.
No motor on that boat?
Oh, just me.
I'm glad to be your motor, weirdo.
All right.
Well, motivation, probably.
Oh, why?
If I could get started, you don't
stop.
Isn't that the purpose of the motivation to get you started?
And then once you start, you don't stop thanks to the motivation?
Pretty much,
really.
OK, then.
Anyway, we're partying like it's 1999 and you're on.
Yes, I'm glad you have more waters for your
boat.
Good morning, Mr. Water.
Well, good morning, hollanoats.
I know you're trucking today.
Remind us what you're hollan.
A hollanoat.
That's why we call you hollanoats.
Do you have any motivation, any kind of inspirational words on this national kick-butt day?
Yes.
For all the youth out there listening, the choices you make dictate the life you
lead.
That's exactly right.
Kids don't think that.
They don't think about tomorrow.
They think about today.
Here and now.
Act while you're young and make bright decisions.
That's right, so you don't end up like us.
Exactly!
If you've grown up to do radio at any point in your life, you did something wrong.
Well, I guess we're in it together, brother, because I was in radio too.
That's what I'm saying.
I
agree
with you.
Weekday mornings, 5.30 to
10.
