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Water's here from the water's wake-up call.
Thanks for dancing with me this morning.
It was tunes day and we were playing dance tunes all over the place.
Good morning.
Good morning.
How are you?
I am great.
Excellent.
You know what'd be greater?
Bah,
what?
Disco duck.
Disco... Disco Duck.
I actually have it on vinyl.
It's great.
Yeah, wow.
Somebody who has Disco Duck on vinyl.
Like from 76 or more recent?
No, it's pretty old.
It's gotta be from 76, yes.
When you sing along, do you
do the duck voice?
I have a stepfather that can do it great.
I cannot.
Well, you should take some lessons.
And then once you've mastered it, uh, you should call back.
Maybe do a duet with your stepfather.
Oh, goodness.
All right.
Yes, you promised to do that.
I'll just go duck on for you.
Okay, so that would be, I have songs for Celia to you.
Yes.
And the Hawaiian song, yeah.
Oh, that's right.
I forgot about the Hawaiian song.
Yes.
Yeah, that was something.
Yeah, it sure was.
I think I've got that in the archives somewhere.
Oh.
The
hustle.
The hustle.
Can you tell me who does the hustle?
Good
luck.
No, I don't remember who does
it.
It's Van McCoy.
Somebody actually called me with that one time and said it was Van Halen.
I said it's not Van Halen.
It's not Van Halen, it's not Van Morrison, it's Van McCoy.
Van McCoy along with Van Morrison, those are the Irish vans.
Van McCoy!
I'm sure he talks like this, I think he was a leprechaun of some sort.
But anyway, enough of this witty
banter.
You
have a delightful day as well.
Hustle but not too fast to work.
I don't want you to be pulled over for speeding.
I do
though, that's a problem.
I'm still going
to be late.
Alright, well you do the hustle leadfoot dance
and I'll play a
little leprechaun vanmikoi for ya.
Oh my god.
We're on our way to the Riviera Maya.
Where is the Riviera Maya?
South
of
Cancun.
So don't tell me you're traveling from Cancun to the Riviera Maya as we speak.
No,
no, we're still in Iowa.
Wow, driving all the way from Iowa, that's gotta be a hell of a
drive.
We're headed to Minneapolis and gonna fly over.
Sounds like a great trip.
How long are you gonna be gone?
A week.
It's our 45th.
Happy anniversary.
That's awesome.
Yeah, that's cool.
And if you see Juan, tell him I say hello.
Juan or Dora?
There's a lady called Dora that we're supposed to see.
Dora, if you're more of an explorer type.
There
you go.
So what's gonna get you dancing to Mexico, my friend?
How about band on the run?
Well, you and your band of crazies better get on the run.
I don't want you to miss your flight.
Who are you back?
There you go, that's my favorite Mexican phrase right
there
I kind of got two left feet.
Yeah.
Well, I bet that costs a lot as far as shoes.
You probably have to what, buy two pairs?
Correct.
I'll bet you wear some real cheap shoes then in that case.
You bet.
Why buy expensive when you get by two sets?
That's what I'm saying.
See, that's my logic.
So way to follow along today.
We're on the same page.
Yeah, something like that.
So what's going to get those two left feet grooving today?
Donna Summers.
Queen of Disco.
Or.
Or.
Yeah.
Much better here the gap man, but well that qualifies you dropped a bomb on me.
Yeah Summer or gap well come to think of it.
I do need some new summer pants So maybe I'll go to the gap first and then when I'm prepared we'll get on the Queen of Disco There you go.
I don't know.
I'll
bet we're no longer on the same page
I Figured you'd either have a copy of dancing pool laying about or the
song that made the Rocky Horror Pictures show what it was.
Time warp?
Yeah!
Great suggestions!
It'd be a good show closer for you today, and you'll have your listeners dancing down the hallways, driving their bosses crazy.
You know, I should play Dance and Fool as my last song, because that should be my theme song.
So as I dance out, I think I should dance out to Dance and Fool.
Well, if that's how you feel about it... That is how I
feel.
I always feel a fool.
I think of you more as a jester than a fool.
Okay, I'll take jester over fool, I guess.
You either made the king laugh, or you
lost your head.
That's right.
I've already lost my head.
That's long gone.
Fantastic.
Enjoy the rest of
your day, sir.
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Well, howdy Mike waters here from the waters like I've called this morning We were talking about those annoying people you have to hang out with in elevators
I was trapped in the elevator due to having to polish all the brass in the elevator on an army base I don't know if you are familiar with Brasso and the fumes that it
I
am.
Were you seeing things?
You know, like the little men who would come out and start poking you and laughing and...
Not quite, but in the process of polishing it, it was where all of the...
upper brass were stationed with their offices
yeah
and when you're a private in the military you have to come to attention when you see sergeant or above
sure
put a colonel on the elevator you're trying to stand still after all of these fumes and by the time i was done i'm glad that this colonel had a good sense of humor because we were both laughing
Oh, well, that's good.
But here's my question.
Did you have to polish him since he was upper brass while he was on the elevator with you?
No.
Not that kind of brass.
This was, you know, they could take care of themselves.
OK.
This was just because I think I put a little mouthy.
When I was in the hospital, my two aunts came up from Missouri and was in an elevator.
This teenager had gotten in with us, kept banging on the elevator.
Like drumming or just banging on
it?
Walked back over with my hands and he never did that.
That is an awful person to be in the elevator with.
You know, Iron Man, another person who is really annoying to be on an elevator with is me ever since you guys stopped by because I always bring my cowbell into elevators.
That cowbell you gave me.
And I just get in the elevator and I do that the whole time.
It doesn't matter, it can be under 20 minutes and I'm just doing this the whole time on the
elevator.
No, I
don't of course not I'm a considerate human being
When
I was about eight or ten years old my parents and I were in Las Vegas and we got into our hotel elevator and this huge guy gets in the elevator with us and says what floor is your room on and we said like that
26th floor, and he says, oh no, the last time I got in an elevator, it only made it to the 20th floor.
It was, it was Hulk Hogan.
That's cool.
So he was kidding with you.
Is that is
that?
Yeah, yeah, he was just teasing us.
That's funny.
So you were in an elevator with Hulk Hogan.
Yes, we were in an elevator with Hulk Hogan.
And did you know who it was at the time at eight or 10 years old?
Yeah, I knew
who it
was.
Were you with your parents?
Were they big wrestling fans or?
We were with my parents.
It was me, my parents and my sister.
And we knew who he was, but we weren't real big wrestling fans.
But, you know, he was
So nice.
He just started talking with us then, you know?
Yeah.
It was kind of his way of breaking ice, I guess, but he was really nice.
That's good.
Yeah, I mean, he's going to get on the elevator and probably think, oh, these people will know who I am.
It'll get awkward.
So he probably comes up with that kind of thing and probably works really well.
He seems like a kind of an affable guy.
Yeah.
Yeah,
he was super nice.
OK.
Well, good, because it could have gone the other way and you could have gotten body slammed.
Yeah, there you go.
Yeah, that's awesome.
Thanks for that.
Appreciate it.
Yeah, no problem.
Thanks.
Being on an elevator is also like being on a airplane.
And you're either going up or going down, so it has a lot to do with that.
That's right.
Yeah.
And you're very confined, obviously.
It's like being in coach at the back of the plane.
That's what an elevator is like.
And it may not be as long as the flight, but sometimes it does feel as long or longer
That's right.
It's no fun being close to someone that has really bad breath.
Bad
breath.
Oh my gosh.
The last time I was on an elevator, the man who was beside me, I swear, must have just eaten a whole clove of garbage.
Oh no.
Bring some mints.
That's right.
Yeah.
I mean, I do feel for people that have a problem
Supercalifragilisticexpialytosis.
Big thanks to Carrie from Dicer came in this morning and brought me a dozen farm fresh eggs.
I know with your heart condition, I didn't know if you were allowed to eat eggs and I was going to bring you some fresh farm eggs.
Wow, yeah, that'd be cool.
I
didn't want to just like stand out there and knock on the window and go, you want eggs?
What the hell is that?
I would love to meet you and I thought, hey, maybe he would like some eggs.
That's very
generous.
The only part of an egg I really should stay away from is the yolk.
That's the best part.
The best part of things are the things you're not supposed to eat.
The stuff that tastes crappy.
Oh, it's good for you.
Have a ton of it.
But the cake and ice cream over there, you eat it, you die.
Immediately.
Immediately.
You're done.
I look forward to some farm-fresh eggs.
I know, it's
so delicious.
Yeah.
Do you guys
grow hash browns?
No, no hash browns.
We do a little beef.
We got some chicken.
Pancakes?
No pancakes.
You don't grow pancakes?
No.
I'll just take a couple eggs, like, over easy.
Okay, I can do that for you.
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