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The creator is worried.
It will disrupt society.
Oh, things will be just fine.
Responded his new boss, Chad GPT.
It does.
It's got a mind of its own.
I'm telling you.
A German brewery has created powdered beer.
Powdered beer, I say.
But it's German.
If anybody knows beer, it's Germans.
So just add it to Coors Light and make beer.
I think that's probably how you do that.
So today is atheist day.
I don't believe it replied atheists everywhere So John Wayne Bobbitt you remember John Wayne Bobbitt don't see he turns 56 today Happy birthday John Wayne Bobbitt.
You know his was the most famous case of a man getting his We'll just call it a shlippity ding dong locked off locked off by his wife well until Will Smith at last year's Oscars, but
So a new study says that American IQ scores dropped since 2006.
Experts are saying the drop is probably due to multiple choice, A, lower quality schools, B, social media harming attention spans, or C, the abundance of real housewives.
I'm going with C. I always go with C. So a Georgia man rode every available ride at every single Disney park throughout the world.
Honestly, rode every single ride, 12 of them in 12 days.
So the guy credits the feet to his meticulous planning, efficient travel, and lifelong virgin... virginity.
Virginity.
Am I drunk?
I don't even drink, and I'm drunk.
An armed man wearing a devil mask was tackled by strip club bouncers.
I'll give you one guess what state that happened in.
I'll give you one guess, and the first one doesn't count.
I don't know.
A judge ordered Nick Lachey to attend Alcoholics Anonymous.
Fortunately, he's Nick Lachey, so he's already got Anonymous totally covered.
Tom Hanks is going to be delivering Harvard's commencement address.
George Santos was shocked he wasn't picked since he has 13 degrees from there.
Just ask him.
HBO is developing a drama about Hollywood Madame Heidi Fleiss.
It's going to be interesting to see if they make Charlie Sheen audition to play himself.
I'm not sure.
I'll let you know when I know.
The Manhattan loft where Heath Ledger died sold for $14 million.
You know, I'm sure if those walls could talk, they'd say, bro, reel it back on the pills, dude.
So Tom Cruise still has no contact with multiple choice.
A, his daughter Suri.
B, his ex-wife Katie Holmes.
Or C, stuff on the top shelf.
Right?
Yes, yes, I knew.
I knew it was going to be C. I think we all knew.
He's short, you know.
That's all I
got.
I never
saw him.
He's
basically hitting me.
