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Hey!
The water's here from the water's wake up call.
I figured since today is awkward moments day, we'd just go ahead and share our awkward moments from back in the day.
Being throwback Thursday and all.
This is when my son was little when Bob the Builder came out.
Yeah, I heard all of these beepers there when the vehicles back up.
Sure.
We were in Aldi's in the checkout.
There was a heavier set lady in front of us.
And then we're still in the age of pager.
Okay,
yeah.
The pager went off.
My little three year old
screens at the top of his lungs.
Watch out.
She's backing out.
Oh,
no.
Did you have to talk with this lady at all?
Did she look back, you know, insulted
and disgusted?
Luckily, she had a really good sense of humor and she was just smiling.
She didn't really say much, but she was at least smiling.
My daughter was three years old.
We were at church.
The drinking fountain right outside of our church nursery was low enough for the little kids to get a drink, but it would overshoot the fountain sometimes if you weren't careful.
Okay.
She went to get a drink, it overshot, and she looked up and went, well, sh**.
Oh, no!
She
just went in the past or walked around the corner, and my mom stepped out of the church kitchen, and he looked at my mom and said, I wonder where she...
That
before.
Oh, no.
It never fails.
Your kid's gonna swear no matter where they heard it from, maybe another friend or another friend's parent or maybe you or who knows?
Yeah, my mom, she was a well s***.
Oh,
well, thanks for sharing that.
Thank you for brightening my morning.
Oh my goodness.
Back
in the 70s, what Streakin' was really hot.
There's a bar that was offering $50.00.
It becomes Streak the Bar.
So I thought, what the heck?
I can use $50.00.
So I got to the bar, walking in the front door, take off running for the back door, and there's that my mom and grandpa.
That was kind of
awkward.
Oh, man.
Man, that is awesome.
I can't imagine a more awkward moment than Ding Dong Streakin' into his
mom and grandma.
Right, I didn't stop to talk to him.
No!
And so I'm assuming they saw you.
Oh
yeah, hi there.
Did you hear
about it later, Ding Dong?
What happened?
What was the
aftermath of the Ding Dong escapade?
I didn't get my $50, so I didn't stop to collect it.
And where would you have put
it?
in the 80s and middle school dances.
I was really getting into this song and just dancing and guess who ran into the speakers and not turn over.
Let me think.
Some kid you'd never seen before.
Exactly, I wish it would have been some kid I'd never seen
before.
Oh, okay, so you're dancing like nobody's watching.
You hit
the
speakers and I'll bet everybody was watching then, weren't they?
Oh
yeah, it was a big bang and I just kind of stood there and...
Were you done dancing for the evening?
Well, for a while.
What song were you dancing to?
The sad part is, I can't even remember.
I think the one thing of that story, you just have to come up with a song.
Booing
your
butt by Eddie
Murphy.
You boogered your butt right into the speakers.
Weekday mornings, 5.30 to
10.
With the AMEX gold card, you can earn four times points at U.S.
supermarkets because the best nights in start with the grocery run that makes it happen.
And when meals come with four times points, moments around the table add up to even more.
Apply today and find out your welcome offer, which could be as high as 100,000 points.
Learn more at americanexpress.com slash explore-gold.
Terms and points cap apply.
