All righty Tennessee banned drag shows on public property But you know other than that it's awesome to be a drag queen in Tennessee awesome So this is freaky experts say a bug discovered in an Arkansas Walmart is a Jurassic era insect
Well, apparently with a crippling addiction to meth.
No, Walmart's.
Oil companies pulled in a record $200 billion in profits last year.
And when asked to explain, the oil industry said, look, a drag queen, then dropped a smoke bomb and ran away.
That's throwing them off there, I'll tell you.
Full day on Saturn.
You know how long it takes to put in a full day on Saturn?
10 and a half hours.
But you can make it seem like, you know, ten times that long by playing a continuous loop of driving Miss Daisy over and over and over.
So a study found that people spend four hours a day trying to enhance their appearance.
Or as Madonna calls them, slackers.
Hey, today is no homework day.
Yay!
a day when students everywhere are encouraged to take a break from doing their homework.
Or, or, as a school-aged Mike Waters would know it, Monday.
How do you think I got into radio?
I didn't do any homework ever.
John Mellencamp has donated his archives to Indiana University, which is a great gesture.
But imagine the apocalypse happens, and it turns out to be the only instruction future generations have on how to eat a chili dog.
OK, I guess you suck on a chili dog.
Yeah, no, you bite it.
I don't, I really don't.
I don't know what they do in Indiana with the chili dogs.
It just doesn't make any sense.
James Cameron met with moviegoers to get honest feedback on Avatar 2.
There were no survivors.
One of my favorite movies, and you know, when I loved this movie right when it came out, nobody else seemed to.
Now everybody loves The Big Lebowski, celebrating 25 years today.
25th anniversary for the Big Lebowski.
And Big Lebowski fans are getting together to get super baked and watch the film, no wonder on, no word on how they plan to celebrate the 25th anniversary.
Yeah.
And finally, former Grey's Anatomy star Isaiah Washington is quitting acting because of the haters.
I'm sorry, but if only Adam Sandler had such a weak constitution.
Oh, if only.
All right, there you go.
I think that's all I got.
This is the water's wake up call.
Thanks, Ryan!
Classy!
