Waters here from the Waters Wake Up call.
I had a great Valentine's Day with you earlier this morning.
And a Valentine's is whether you're in love, out of love, never want to love again.
There's one for
everybody.
call in a Valentine's dedication for my wife, Barb.
All right, for Barb, and who's this?
This is Ken, or you can call her Barbie.
Well, Ken and Barbie, I finally get to talk to you.
I've heard so much about you over the decades.
I'm sure.
We actually just got married a year and a half ago.
It was our second time around, and it wasn't our first love for each other, but it'll be the last.
That's awesome.
I'd like to dedicate love of a lifetime by Firehouse, which was our wedding song.
So what kind of a Barbie Ken said are you?
the Malibu Barbie and Ken, or the newlywed Barbie and Ken.
Just the Eastern Iowa Ken and Barbie.
Perfect!
Ken and Barbie, oh my god, it is so
perfect.
For me and my wife, probably go with, you're still the one after 42 years, coming up on 42.
Well,
are you still happy?
Do you still feel like you're in the honeymoon phase?
I guess.
That's good enough for 41 years.
That's a pretty good answer, actually.
We don't see each other.
She goes to work at night farm and we don't have enough time to get in the fight.
There you
go.
I'm going to hang out at the house.
I've got to get caught up on a few things here so I can attend to my normal activities during the week.
I'll bet you do.
I'll bet you do.
I know what you're laying down.
Well, yeah, your lady doesn't appreciate that when you talk about those things.
No.
That's a matter of respect.
Just like you treat Mrs. Waters, just like she was the most special thing that ever came into your life.
What do you mean like she was?
She is.
Yeah, well, yes.
Always my ultimate R-E-S-P-E-C-T.
Of course.
Funny we got around to this because that song came out like 56 years ago today, respect.
Well, yeah, close the show with it.
Yeah.
Make it the showstopper.
No matter who your Valentine is, you got to treat him with a little R-E-S-P-C-T.
Yes.
And it re-sings it better than anybody.
Good morning.
Happy Valentine's Day.
Happy Valentine's Day to you.
Valentine's Day.
I like it better.
I do too.
My husband and I eloped.
Didn't know each other very long.
our song that was playing when we worked in the courthouse was another one bites the dust.
So we always laugh and call that kind of our song, but I'd say after 42 years is probably Eddie James.
At last?
At last.
They don't make them better than that.
Well, I thought you'd like the story.
We just always laugh about it parking the car and there it was.
And my husband's like, yep.
Yeah, right.
You know, we were going to go off and sneak and get married.
But my parents got really mad and they called me a melon.
Oh,
no, really?
They did.
They
said, no, you cantaloupe.
And so what are you calling me a cantaloupe for?
OK,
OK.
Thinking of dedicating one to my act.
Yeah.
He gets cold as ice.
Oh, there you go.
And I'm still in the No More Mr. Night Sky.
So cold as ice and no more Mr. Night Sky sounds like the perfect couple for a divorce.
Couple things still going on.
That's why I got my license plate, what it says.
And what does your license plate say?
Says X can't have.
But
she is cold as ice if that doesn't prove it.
I don't know what does I think I'm gonna play those both at the same time so it'll sound like you're fighting
Okay,
well hello
Oh, Mike!
Happy Valentine's Day, my friend.
You too.
Thank you.
I'm
back.
You'll hear from me regularly.
All right.
Well, welcome back to work, my friend.
I appreciate it.
Well, let's see.
I was thinking two extremes for Valentine's Day.
Love
hurts for those sad people.
Yeah.
And Dr. Love for people like me.
Hey, I'm Dr. Love today, you know.
OK, well, we'll share.
Me and Gene and you.
There you go.
There you go.
Absolutely.
That sounds good to me.
We are Theme Song, our Valentine's Day theme song.
Awesome.
All right, Mike.
I got you on.
I'm listening.
I'm happy to be awake and get back into your show.
All right.
Good to talk to
you.
Weekday mornings, 5.30 to
10.
