The case of the hitter on that's exciting.
Hasbro.
Hasbro is laying off 15% of its employees.
Most workers took the news okay, but it left Mr. Potato Head in pieces.
Poor guy.
So George Santos was spotted partying in DC at a karaoke bar.
And yes, when it was his turn to take the stage, he sang Little Lies.
He's a Fleetwood Mac.
Fan, apparently.
So Chicken of the Sea is offering a million dollars to someone who can prove they've met a live mermaid.
Q. George Santos.
So Oscar Mayer is hiring drivers for the Wiener Mobile.
Applicants must have a valid driver's license, clean driving record, and zero dignity.
Hey, that's me!
The iPhone 15 will reportedly have a titanium frame which means it will make an extra cool metallic sound when you drop it in the toilet.
So the US economy added 223,000 jobs in December and that's by the way according to a classified document that was just found in President Biden's bathroom.
A group of scientists has concluded that cats only have three personalities, and they all hate you.
The Royal Rumble was held over the weekend, but enough about Prince Harry and his family.
Did you watch the WWE pay-per-view on Saturday night?
So someone has been putting razor blades on gas pump handles in Forest City, North Carolina razor blades on gas pump handles.
I mean, luckily no one in the area can afford to buy gas, but still.
And Jimmy Kimmel celebrated the 20th anniversary of Jimmy Kimmel Live last week.
That's right, 20 years, thousands of shows, and six laughs.
I never saw him.
I was just basically hitting him.
Who used all the Wi-Fi?
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Wait, we have a washer and dryer in the apartment?
and
the town of my birth, Davenport.
And I really want to participate this year, but my health condition may not allow for it.
So I was looking for some alternatives.
That's a great idea, man.
I'm gonna have to check those out.
Yeah, my wife and I says we're getting over maybe we need help getting up the hill.
I think so.
Yeah, that's
pretty amazing.
Those electric bikes, like you say, will help you get up the hill.
But again, remember you're aging.
You're getting up the hill.
hill just don't go over the hill.
Just age as you quicker.
It might because then I would do that.
That's right.
Well, I think you two should get electric bikes.
I'll get an electric bike and we all ride rag bride.
Yeah, that would be good.
What you need to do is hook up with one of the clubs and be a driver.
That's a good idea.
I mean, it's a carnival on wheels.
So how do you hook in with a club?
To get a driver with celebrity status, think about it, it's bragging right over the other clubs.
Hey, we had Mike Waters, the famous DJ from 105, driver support vehicle.
And then the person they're telling that will say, uh, who?
We'll see if I get any takers.
The only way you find out is if you seek out.
I haven't seen a whole lot of Iowa yet, and this would really bring me around and see so much more of it than I've already seen.
Sounds like the ultimate Iowa experience.
Good
morning, Iron Man.
How are ya?
Yeah, it's gonna
be bloody cold today, man.
Bloody
cold.
Yeah.
That
would be cool.
I'll have to check my savings account.
I
think once I check my savings account I'll be able to get like one of those old VW micro buses with nothing inside just bare bones and then just bring a sleeping bag and put it in the
back I think that I'll be able to afford maybe so so technically it'd be a conversion van and then maybe I could get one of those wearable beanbag chairs so I can sit in the back if I want to now see that's something maybe a DJ can afford
right
I don't know where the room is gonna get them maybe once I stop I'll make sure I stop close to to a bar in a restaurant see it doesn't
include a mini fridge.
It's just gonna be the front seat, the passenger seat.
and a sleeping bag in the back.
And I'll be wearing the beanbag chair.
Again, that's what I can afford.
Maybe I'll have like a jug of filtered water in there.
So I'm gonna slug from that when I'm thirsty.
Oh, just a cooler, of course.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know, I don't know if I buy the van and the beanbag chair and the sleeping bag.
I don't know if I'll have money left over for ice.
That's true.
You know what I could do?
I could plan ahead.
I could probably find some outside
side put it in my freezer and then when it comes time for a rag brie in 173 days 5 hours 10 minutes and 10 seconds then I could just put the ice I find today in the cooler and then I'd be sad there you go okay we've got it we've got it we've got the conversion van
That'll work.
Boom.
We got it.
Well, good morning from the North country up here, then.
Well, good morning to you.
I
bet it's even colder there than it
is down
here.
Looking out, we're gonna probably have sun dogs later on.
Well, I like the sun dogs.
I do.
I like the sun dogs.
But I'm not here.
It's colder than Orly's ex-wife, Venki, I believe her name was.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
She was frigid, I think.
Yeah, yeah.
Anyway, she was
that cold.
That's right.
She was the inventor of the frigid air.
Yeah, she was frigid air.
Oh, yeah,
sure.
And she
was just, you know, she was kind of ugly, too, then.
Oh, well, sure.
That's why she's only his ex-wife.
You know, we had, we had Raghbri up here through West Union and to Elgin and all of that last year.
I have
a story to tell you a quick one.
We were here.
Raghbri came through West Union.
So I helped out at the...
the Elgin Historical Society, and we had the state archaeologist was there.
We have a group called the Tribes of the Turkey River.
to study and preservation of Native American artifacts and things like that.
State archaeologists were there, and we were showing things, and I was there with a group of state archaeologists, and I got COVID.
We were there on Saturday, talking to people, and he called on Sunday and said, I'm positive, and on Tuesday, so am I. So when we were on, we got COVID.
Well,
I
was going to say, be careful.
be careful of covid if you go then
well i'll tell you what so you would recommend rag bry but you probably uh wouldn't recommend the covid along with it
no no covid so you don't get that as a serving when you go on the trip
so when i go to rag bry i'll say uh yes i'd like uh i'd like some rag bry hold the covid
oh you got it there
oh yeah sure
morning's 5 30 to
10.
Who used all the Wi-Fi?
Ah, apartment life.
Bad Wi-Fi, mystery laundry piles, and a roommate who says, I'll Venmo you.
Maybe 2027 deserves an upgrade.
Coming August 2027, Four Lakes Properties introduces the brand new Union Station Apartments.
Furnished, in-unit washer and dryer.
Internet included.
A great central downtown location.
One to five bedroom apartments.
And no double occupancy fees.
That's less adulting and more actually enjoying where you live.
Union Station Apartments.
Now leasing from Four Lakes Properties.
Wait, we have a washer and dryer in the apartment?
it.
