Hey, it's evaporated from evaporated sleepy time hang-ups It was opposite day this morning, which is why my name got confusing and so did requests
Good
evening Carrie or so I say drop.
I think your your name is drop today Drop from Dicert.
I understand completely.
Yeah, well, I don't understand you at all
I'm so glad I can't help you.
Like any other day, opposite or opposite of opposite.
What?
Yes.
It's a confusing day, Drop.
Drop, it's so confusing today.
So
I have an unrequest.
I need a short hot man in a white dress.
That's me!
No.
Anyway, Drop, I hope you have a terrible day.
Well, I hope you have the worst day ever.
Drop from Dicert.
Hello and have a rotten day.
Hello.
Bye.
Hello.
I would
like you to play Charlie in the Ground with Cole.
With Cole?
Now is Charlie the opposite of Lucy?
Yeah, because they don't like each other.
Charlie and Lucy.
Oh, you're going Charlie, the Charlie Brown route.
That is very clever.
Very clever.
You
are.
I always knew you were totally peanuts.
That's right.
I was gonna go with Tidy.
Tidy and Lucy.
Tidy?
Yeah, loose and tight.
Tidy and Lucy.
Oh!
You know.
Sky blue water.
Well, hello, Dan.
And what my name is today, it's gotta be like, uh, like ground red evaporation.
Hey, I got something going on today.
It only happens once a year.
Happy birthday!
Yes, it is for...
My birthday, I would love you to treat me to my favorite band, The Who.
Uh-huh.
Won't get fooled again.
And while you're playing it, I'm gonna give you a coffee break.
What do you mean by that?
Because you have time to go visit the powder room.
It's been a long time since I've put powder.
I guess I can go put some more on my bottom, but that'd be about it.
He just went opposite.
You got me.
I usually put powder on my top.
But today, I'll do bottom because of opposite day.
That's right.
It's perfect.
Well, I'll tell you what.
I hope you have a terrible birthday on this opposite day.
All righty.
Hey, have a bad day.
Hey.
Afternoon.
Dusty, I like Dusty.
I'm good.
I'm good.
Boy, what would I call you?
I don't even know what the opposite of a Hawaiian would be.
Alaskan?
Alaskan?
Alaskan?
Yeah.
Yeah, there we
go.
Okay, Alaskan.
We'll go with Alaskan for today.
And actually, I'm going by evaporated.
You can call me Dusty for short if you want to.
You're so dry, you're just dust in the wind.
That's right.
Oh, very nice.
That's how my grandma farts, too.
Oh, that's her a visual I really didn't need.
Well, you know that if you hear an old joke, it's like, that joke's older than my grandma and she farts dust.
Have you never heard that?
No,
I haven't.
Oh, well, I'm glad I could enlighten you today.
She's so old, she was there when the earth crust formed, but you
know.
That's why she's so crusty.
There you go.
Hey, and by the way, I loved my grandmothers, both of them.
Okay.
Okay.
On an opposite day, I'm like, oh, okay.
Oh, no.
I hated my grandmothers.
They were awful.
Sorry.
Sometimes I forget.
I randomly forget things
today.
It's just that you're so smart.
Hey, watch it, fella.
Meltin' cows, what are you doing?
You're not milking cows.
Yeah, I am.
I'm
melting cows.
You're watering bowls.
You need to do meatloaf dashboard lights this morning.
Okay.
I have one complaint, please.
Oh, fine.
And
I hope when you say complaint, you're celebrating opposite day.
It's not you.
Okay, then I will listen to your complaint.
You can't give the forecast past Thursday.
It gives us tomorrow that he stops.
Yeah.
That makes a difference on our plans for what we do Friday and Saturday for the farm, you know?
Oh, so you want the Thursday forecast as well?
Is that what you're saying?
Yeah, Thursday or Friday, just another day or two.
Yeah.
Once an hour, he could do that.
I'll
tell you, it's going to be 22 on Thursday with decreasing clouds and then chance for snow on Friday, about a 40% chance, and a high of 36.
Ain't
terrible, but next week we'll see bad, ain't it?
It's going to be really, really cold.
Otherwise, no, you're doing really great this morning.
Well,
thanks, man.
I hope you're not celebrating opposite day this time
Bulls watering bulls
All right, I will go there and get some water it's opposite day
We'll
sit inside drink some corona think we're in Mexico and look out
side at the snow and pretend it's white sandy beaches.
Yeah,
it was giving you the opposite of a famous movie line, like for instance, I'm birthing you bigs and then you call and tell me what the actual movie line was.
No, not even close to correct.
And when I say that, it's opposite day.
Yeah, that's the opposite.
I said you're completely wrong.
Which on opposite day means you're right.
Oh, God.
I know.
It's going to be a very confusing day.
I can already feel it, can't you?
I
can.
Yeah, because I'm driving to work in the
snow.
Isn't that awesome?
The snow?
Don't you wish like a hundred inches would fall?
It's opposite day.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Okay.
Opposite day,
yeah.
Morning's 530 to
10.
