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The Waters Wake Up Call with Mike Waters · Sat Dec 10, 2022
Hey, it's Waters from the Waters Wake Up Call.
Hope you're having a fantastic weekend, and I gotta tell you, I had another fantastic week with you.
I love going through my favorite parts of the week, you know, of stuff that we did, and that's you and me.
You know, I couldn't do this show by myself, but I remember returning to work on Monday, just still pumped about the Minnesota Vikings having a great season, and I thank you for calling in and celebrating with me.
I watched the Vikings game yesterday, and I'm like, I am not going to watch.
So I went for a walk around the block.
I got like two blocks away and I saw a couple guys out having a smoke outside the garage.
One had on a packer's sweatshirt.
The other guy had out of Bear's cap.
So I stopped and said, hey, do you guys know if the bike is a one?
We don't.
Well, you
know, I mean, they're wearing a Packers of the Bears.
I mean, if those two can get along, they could at least be polite to a
Vikings fan.
Come on.
If you hadn't come back, maybe they would have come back.
I'm sure we all feel that way.
Yeah, I think we do.
Especially the Vikings fan.
Kansas City, at least you guys have had some stuff to be excited about lately.
Vikings fans were kind of like the cubs of football.
A little
bit.
And it was also this last Monday, we were talking about Mr. Walt Disney celebrating his birthday.
I can't remember how old he would have been.
Old though, you know, like over a hundred.
But it was a chance for me to ask what your favorite animated Disney movie was or character.
I like The Seven Dwarfs.
Which one's your favorite?
Grumpy.
Is that because it's Monday?
The older you get, grumpy you get.
Yeah.
Nothing about
Seven Dwarfs is like life.
Easy.
You remember mood rings back in the 70s?
Yeah.
You know, it's kind of like mood dwarfs.
The mood or condition you're in at the time, that's the dwarf you should turn into.
If you're grumpy, you start looking like grumpy the dwarf.
And then when you're dopey, you look like dopey.
Then you're sneezey.
Yeah, if you got a cold, turn into sneezey.
That'd be great.
You know, we all look like one of the seven dwarfs at all times, and we know exactly how people are feeling.
That's right.
Who do you get a hold of?
Probably a plastic surgeon.
and the guy who made the mood rings, you get those two guys together and I think we can make this happen.
I think you're right.
All women would look like Snow White and we'd live out our lives like a fairy tale Iron Man.
Now that would probably make the world a lot better.
And boom, there's Monday in a nutshell and we'll move on to Tuesday after hit and run headlines.
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I'm telling you and you know I was thinking as I was listening to that record ad I think I kind of sound like the guy who thinks he sounds like Elvis You know maybe I'll sing a little Elvis for you later, but you know right now We got to get into the hit-and-run so away we go with those All right so much crap going on and that's exactly what it is it's crap man
So Elon Musk, or as I like to call him, Ellen.
Ellen Musk says, he wants to punch Kanye West.
Join the club, first of all, Ellen.
And Will Smith responded, my rate is $500 per hour.
So Chris Christie's niece, bit law enforcement trying to remove her from a spirit flight.
So yeah, hunger kind of runs in that family.
New York City is looking to hire someone to handle its rat problem.
Applicants should have experience in pest control and urban management and be at least part cat, if you possibly can.
Iran has abolished its morality police and hopefully America will follow their lead soon.
So a study found that lifting weights is better for your heart than running.
I would have thought the opposite, but that's how it is, you know?
And I'll keep that in mind next time I don't do either of those.
I'm more of a walker myself.
December, this month, is National Impaired Driving Prevention Month.
So, and I'll try to remember that as I'm racing home after downing a gallon of eggnog while my mother-in-law shares her thoughts on the unparalleled brilliance of Herschel Walker, so.
I'll remember that.
The average car spends 95% of its life
parked,
while the average Kia spends 100% of its time towed.
Axl Rose will no longer throw the microphone into the crowd after hitting a fan in the face.
It's the same reason Tommy Lee no longer unzips.
Indiana Jones 5 trailer set a record over the weekend most watched trailer ever at AARP.com.
I know I watched it.
I know I did.
And I've been saying, you know, all right, all right, you know, today is Walt Disney's birthday.
I've been talking about that.
And here's a fun fact about Walt.
He had a secret apartment in Disneyland where he could work.
Or at least that's what he told Mrs. Disney.
All right, and finally, finally, the United States soccer team was eliminated from the World Cup after losing to the Netherlands.
I'm sad that we lost, but very happy that it will now be a hole four years before I have to pretend to care about soccer again.
Yay!
There you go, your hit runs!
All right, now that you're all up to date with that, I think we can get straight into the Tunze topic.
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Stay sober, my friend.
And they ain't kidding about the office Christmas party.
I remember in my younger days, I was at one of these parties and at the end of the night, I woke up on the floor with dirty words sharpened to my face.
And I was just about the only one left in the room.
Well, me and my boss, and I'm not quite sure why HR was there.
But anyway, anyway, moving right along, now we can continue on to Toon's Day.
And this past Toon's Day, we were celebrating the ladies of rock and roll.
So let's talk about our faves.
Tied between two famous female singers.
Okay.
Stevie Nicks.
Yes.
Or Olivia Newton-John.
Oh, yeah.
Just lost her, too.
Yeah, we just lost her, too.
You know what?
We can do a tribute to two.
I'll get you some Stevie Nicks.
We'll have Christine McVie on the keyboards.
Yeah.
And right on into Olivia Newton-John.
That'd be an awesome thing.
A couple of lately.
A lot of
people forget Olivia Newton-John.
She made her big debut in Greece.
But she had hits before Greece.
Oh,
yes.
I had a big crush on her.
Oh, you ain't saying nothing.
I used to have two posters of her.
One was Xanadu.
Xanadu on the roller skates, absolutely.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Two of my first girlfriends, whether they knew it or not.
You bet.
Sky
blue water.
Hello and good morning.
Happy Tuesday.
How are you?
I'm as good as you.
How are we?
If you're as good as I am, and I'm fairly decent, I guess, depending on who you
ask.
I loved you doing your shout out to the great women of music.
Yes.
Did you hear you?
I haven't heard anything about Kristi Alley.
Did you hear she passed away?
I did.
I wanted to give her a shout out for Cheers, because let me tell you, that was one of my all time favorite shows.
She was great replacing Diane.
That character was awesome.
Oh my gosh, it was, you know, because you were talking about Olivia Newton, John, and then... Kristi McVee.
Kristi McVee, and then now we got Kristi Alley.
Well,
cheers.
Cheers to Kirstie Alley.
I think so.
Whitney, of course,
of course.
Yeah.
Are you
gonna sing it to me?
You know, I think I do.
I may have to refer to the archives and find Trucker Ron's version of I Will Always
love you.
You know Dolly Parton did it originally and wrote it and then Whitney had the big hit with it and then Trucker Ron comes along and has the best version himself.
Well I didn't destroy it.
No I don't think you destroyed it Ron but you know as a while ago I can't quite remember so I think like I say we have to refer to the archives.
OK here we go this is this is Ron Trucker Ron singing Whitney Houston's I Will Always Love
You.
Thanks trucker Ron.
You
know I could do it.
And who would ever think the voice of an angel would come out of a truck driver?
Even better than Whitney, huh?
Yeah, that's not true.
But anyway, talking toons with Toons Day and coming up next, we're gonna get real, real, random.
But you know, I've got five things you didn't know you needed to hear.
Plus, we're gonna check into another sponsor, you know, because people are just dying to sponsor this podcast.
So thank goodness for the sponsors.
We'll be back with five things you didn't know you needed to hear right after
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But anyway, I think it's time.
Five things you didn't know you needed to hear.
All right, so starting off, if you are in search of a job, hey, New York City, New York City's not nearly as cool.
as Iowa.
But if you want to live and really hit the rat race, and I meant that literally, New York City needs a bloodthirsty rat czar.
The job pays $170,000 a year.
I don't know, I might, I might become a rat czar.
You know, they've got a big rodent problem, and I think they are always have, but the job listing says, the ideal candidate will have a background in project management and be, and I'm quoting here, bloodthirsty enough to deal with the quote, wholesale slaughter of rats.
Good luck to ya.
Alright, let's talk about this idiot.
Guess where he's from?
That's right, Florida!
Everybody got that right.
That's...
Way to go.
Way to go.
Way to be quick on a Monday morning.
This guy in Florida arrested after trying to shoplift from a Walmart while the store was hosting a shop with a cop event, which included around 40 cops and the sheriff was there and, hey, you know what?
This'll be a good chance for me to get in there and take some stuff and, yeah, I got some drugs on me, but who cares?
Yeah, that's right.
He had drug paraphernalia on him at the time too, including a meth pipe.
So it's unclear, you know, what he was trying to steal, but in addition to drugs, he had some Versace cologne on him.
Oh, drugs and Versace.
So they haven't said what charges he's facing.
What was wrong with this guy?
What was he on drugs?
Don't answer that.
Here is a little something when you may be suffering from IBS, not like the IBS that I do, because IBS every morning, but irritable bowel syndrome.
And this is very surprising, by the way.
It may be triggered by gravity intolerance.
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know.
But that's what the experts are saying.
And the idea is that our gut gets thrown out of whack if we can't manage the pull of gravity
And that can cause the same symptoms that we attribute to IBS.
Crazy, isn't it?
And they say, and this is the American Journal of Gastroenterology, they say, and I'm quoting, our body systems are constantly pulled downward.
If these systems cannot manage the drag of gravity, then it can cause issues.
Pain, cramping, lightheadedness, sweating, rapid heartbeat, back issues, bacterial growth in the gut.
Hey, I have all of those.
But anyway, the same symptoms that we attribute to IBS.
And it does.
like 10% of the world's population.
So check that out, check that out.
I've, you know, I read it, like I say, American Journal of Gastroenterology.
I think they know what they're talking about.
All right, let's talk about this guy.
And this goes right along with the dope who stole stuff after a shop with a cop event.
This guy complained to the cops when he didn't make their most wanted list.
Apparently this thief had such an ego.
He complained when he didn't make the most wanted list.
This was in Rockdale County, Georgia.
It was just east of Atlanta.
And they posted this top 10 list.
And in the comments, some idiot who wasn't on the list wrote, how about me?
His name is Christopher Spaulding.
It turned out he was wanted on two parole violations.
He didn't make the list because the charges weren't that serious, really.
But the sheriff's office replied, you're correct.
You have two warrants.
We are on the way.
So they posted a shot of him in custody on Thursday and thanked him for assisting in his own arrest.
Well, he's got the top 10 of idiot criminals like the shot with the cop guy.
After those idiot stories, here's a little something.
There was a school basketball game.
This kid, I mean, talk about a buzzer beater.
The kid is 13, Cooper Thorson.
And he had an underarm full court shot to win the game for Milton Pope Elementary against the rival Marseille Elementary.
And both schools are in Marseille, Illinois.
And here's the audio of him making the shot.
And he has a little interview as well.
Listen.
When I shot it, I had no thought of it going in at all because it was from the other free throw line.
And then it just went in.
through the rem I was like no way I just went in we won and then I drew myself on the ground because it was just that crazy shot I just won the game versus that rival team which made it a lot better
wow isn't that isn't that insane I think it's insane
All right.
And finally, you know, I saved this for the end because I don't know if you've ever been a Sesame Street fan.
I think we've all been fans of Sesame Street when it was still Susan and Gordon and Bob.
You remember Bob from Sesame Street from 1969 until 2016.
He was on and he just passed away.
His name Bob McGrath.
He was 90 years old.
He was on the show, like I say, first episode in 69 until 2016.
Rest in peace, Bob McGrath from Sesame Street.
And I think that's five
things.
You
see, that's the kind of information you get every morning with the water's wake up call.
And if you only know those five things for the entire day, that's all you need to know.
You know, plus some other things.
But anyway, we won't talk about that.
But coming up, we are going to get Wandom.
And if you don't know what the word Wandom means, I'll let you know right after we check in with, I don't know, this Wandom sponsor here.
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Hey, and speaking of Wandom, and by the way, Wandom happens every Wednesday, and Wandom means the exact same thing.
I know you're gonna be surprised.
I hope you're sitting down as random.
You know the W's, it just sounds better.
But anyway, every Wednesday I do Wandom Wednesday on the Water's Wake Up Call right here, home of the Hiawatha Wattatawa in Hiawatha, Iowa.
In fact, we should call it the Wawa Wake Up Call, because that even puts more W's in there.
The more W's on a Wednesday.
the better off you are.
But the idea behind Wandom Wednesday is you never know what's going to happen on Wandom Wednesday.
It might be something that randomly hits me in the head and I start talking about it, or it could be something that randomly hits you in the head and you start talking about it.
You want to chat about something?
Anything goes on Wandom Wednesday as long as it's appropriate.
It's a family program, you know.
And away we go into Wandom Wednesday with Weckless Sub-
is
the same size from your ankle to your wrist.
They're exactly the same.
You know what?
I'm going to find a tape measure and measure the length of my arm between the wrist and the elbow and then I'll measure my foot and we'll see if that's
It's not an exact science.
Oh,
sure.
Now that you hear that I'm gonna test the theory.
No, please do.
Have you tested it for yourself?
No, I haven't and I probably
should.
You give me a random fact and you don't even know if it's true?
I mean, come on, K.O.E.
For whatever reason, I was thinking about the movie Pretty Woman, and I remember her randomly saying,
yes, Richard Gere.
So Julia Roberts says that in Pretty Woman.
Yes.
I'm going to find that clip.
That'll be the random clip of the day.
There you go.
You have two
assignments.
One of them is the Pretty Woman thing.
I guess I've forgotten what the other assignment is.
Oh, good Lord, you are going to go find a tape measure in Major New York.
Oh,
well, yes, yes.
Good Lord.
Okay.
Well, I'm gonna get on that.
All right.
Did
you know that the hundred folds in a cook's hat represents a hundred ways to cook an egg?
Really?
I didn't even know there were a hundred folds in a cook's hat.
Is this like a big chef's hat or what kind of a hat is this?
Well, the big chef's hat.
Well, that's, you know, I've never heard that.
And I didn't even know, first of all, that there were a hundred folds in a chef's hat and I didn't know there were a hundred ways to make an egg.
But I guess it makes sense.
There are so-
many ways.
Well,
she would know.
She would know then.
That's awesome, man.
Well, thanks for that random fact, Flankenstein.
You're welcome.
All right.
You have a fantastic day, my friend.
So this way, when you make breakfast, you tell your wife, beautiful wife, that is.
Yes, yes.
You now have a list of our lookup.
the list of a hundred ways that you can now make me
breakfast yeah yeah now she'll say you get up too early you're making your own damn breakfast
i would like a shout out to my parents it's their anniversary today
what anniversary is
it they were married in 1940
wow so 82nd
yeah
Wow.
And they loped.
They went, my dad took my mother to the Benton County Courthouse and they looked so young.
The judge said, you guys don't look old enough to get married.
So my dad went out in the hallway and he found some stranger and he goes, hey, here's five bucks.
Come in here, tell the judge, you know that.
Yeah, yeah.
These guys, I know them.
They're old enough to get married.
They just looked young.
Yeah.
It cost my dad an extra five bucks to get married on this day back in 1940.
I'm
sure that was a bunch of money in 1940.
It
was.
Yeah.
But he had both capital back then.
But
yeah,
their first wedding anniversary, they were attending a movie with my aunt and uncle.
And the movie, sadly enough, was interrupted.
Manager of the theater came in and
After he turned the lights up and said, folks, we're going to send you home.
Something has happened.
Those dog on Japanese have bombed Pearl Harbor.
So we have a little bit of a crisis going on in the country.
I was going to say, I wonder how their their first anniversary went.
But there there it is.
They went out for a nice, nice night to the movies and maybe out to dinner, possibly Pearl Harbor happened.
That's
nuts.
So the first anniversary went off with a bang.
Wow,
foot size, eggs, and Pearl Harbor, do you get more Wandom than that?
I say no.
But that Wandomness leads us to throwback Thursday, and this past Thursday was the 42nd anniversary of the day we lost John Lennon.
So we'll talk about John, but first, I couldn't do what I'm doing here without the kind help from our sponsors.
So,
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Okay, on with Throwback Thursday and remembering John Lennon.
And we were discussing where you were when you heard the tragic news.
I was wed in the back.
seat of our neighbor's car because it was her turn to drive carpool to school.
All six of us kids were wedged in the car, you know, prior to seatbelt loss.
And she was kind of this young trendy hip mom that always wore lots of makeup and had her hair just so and everything.
And that came across the radio and she got so upset.
I thought we were going to like get in an accident and we're all looking at each other like who's John Lennon?
I don't know who's John Lennon.
None of us at any clue.
How old were you at the time?
I was in fifth grade, I believe.
Yeah, I
was a few years older.
I was like in eighth grade.
Oh, yeah, you were totally an adult.
Totally an adult.
Yeah, I was 14, man.
But you had no idea who it was at the time.
None.
And then I felt really bad because my cousin, she had their posters and stuff all over her bedroom.
And I'm like, oh, that's the guy.
And I felt bad.
She was going to be heartbroken.
Good
morning, Mike.
How are you?
Well,
I'm
doing all right.
How are you doing, man?
I
just listened to you and I thought I'd tell you what I was doing, what John was killed.
Yeah.
Where were you?
What were you doing?
I was at the air traffic control tower at the theater at the airport working airplanes that night.
And I couldn't believe it.
You
know, there was some radio in the background.
I had to call my wife and what a shock.
Who would actually shoot and kill John Lennon?
I mean, I just couldn't comprehend
that.
There was silence in the tower that night.
We just couldn't believe it.
Nobody
could.
Oh, I'll bet.
I hope you all were still able to concentrate on your job.
Yeah, we did.
We got through it.
But everybody said no way.
No, we thought it was fake for a while.
I did too.
I pulled the covers over my head.
It's like, that ain't true.
That is not true.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Then it starts.
Everybody started talking about it then, but that's
what
I was doing, working airplanes.
I was just starting my career in 1980, and I was in New York City when he got shot.
Wow, where were you in New
York?
I was actually in the Bronx delivering, I was a truck driver.
Okay, so you probably heard it on the radio when you were driving.
Yeah, yeah, I was all over out there that it, you know, it happened, but yeah, I couldn't believe it.
You know, John Lennon, what do you ever do to anybody?
And you know, later I had heard that Mark Davis
The Chapman was found not far from the Dakota after the incident.
He was, uh, he was reading Catcher in the Rye and I was reading that same book for a junior high book report.
And Mark David Chapman is reading that same book.
Wow.
Kind of freaked me out.
You know?
Yeah, being on the same bank wave.
Yeah, I would freak out.
It's been 42 years since we lost John Lennon and still it just it's it's a very down day for me.
I'll just I'll just leave it at that.
But that is going to lead us into Friday and Friday was National Christmas card day.
So I thought, well, let's make a Christmas card for the water's wake up call.
And since I don't do this show by myself, I couldn't do it without you.
I knew I could get some help.
So we all came up with a water's wake up call Christmas card.
With suggestions of words and phrases, maybe quotes from Christmas movies, all kinds of stuff.
Sky's the limit.
And we'll get right into that after we check in with our Christmas card sponsors.
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But during a rainy day, it looks like someone ran over Santa in your front yard.
Well, as long as it doesn't look like Grandma got run over by a reindeer, I hate that song.
But anyway, let's get some good suggestions for the water's wake-up call Christmas card.
Go!
The Hiawata Water Tower ought to be on that Christmas card.
Yes, the Hiawata Water Tower.
Brilliant.
Next.
I thought you would want us to use song titles, so here's what I came up with.
All right.
It's a marshmallow world in the winter, so let it snow, because
Baby, it's cold outside and Santa Claus is coming to town.
That's great.
And I know I'm going to see Migdor it with this, but it's a marshmallow world.
I don't know that song.
That's the old Dean Martin one.
It's a marshmallow world in the winter.
And you know, it wouldn't be Christmas without the Christmas ding dong.
I heard you talking about dingolings.
I thought I better call it.
Ding dong's got to be the ultimate dingoling.
Dingoling Christmas bells are ringing.
Ding dong, ding dong.
Should we just put ding dong?
Christmas bells are ringing and then maybe the image of a hostess ding dong right underneath and then I could decorate the ding dong with tinsel and lights and whatnot.
That would be great,
Mike.
It's
a
what?
It's a Butte Clark.
I know Carl come on What do you think this is my first Christmas Carl?
Okay, it's a Butte Clark not bleepers full that one that I can't say I can only say half of it Or why is the carpet wet?
I don't know, Margo!
Yeah, that's a very quotable movie.
Yes, it is.
Yeah, that's a beaut.
That's a beaut, Clark.
Beautiful.
All right, man.
Thanks for that, cousin Carl.
You're
welcome.
Can you hear me OK, Mike?
I can hear you beautifully.
Great.
I'm going to say three words for your Christmas couple.
Awesome.
Hold on.
I'm going to get a pen.
OK.
OK, I'm ready.
Cherish.
love and remember.
Those are three pretty good words.
I use those words.
Your family, your friends, love the people, love people, and remember the ones you've lost.
Right.
Remember them.
Right.
And I think we all have very special people we've lost that we wish we could have within this year.
So appreciate who you have while they're here.
Yes.
What is your name?
My name is Tim.
That's awesome.
Thanks for those, Tim.
Thank you.
For the card, we wish you a year of hope, faith, joy, and peace.
Hope, faith, joy, and peace.
Yep.
And quiet.
Hope, joy, peace, and quiet.
Your words are the four first handles that are lit in an advent free.
Oh, really?
Mm-hmm.
Well, that's good information and four great words for the card.
Thank you, Ida.
Yes.
Like,
wing, wing, wing, wing, wing, wing, wing, wing, wing, wing.
Hey, deck the hall and oats.
How are you,
man?
Yeah.
Do a lot of people deck you this time of year?
Yeah, I'm sorry.
They shouldn't pick on you, you know?
They shouldn't pick on you.
Next time that happens, you call me and I'll boom, be there.
I'll knock some sense into some people if you need, all right?
They haven't already called you?
No, Christmas bells might be ringing, but my phone is silent.
Yeah, what are you gonna do?
Anyway, do you have a suggestion for the Water's Wake Up Call Christmas card, Hall of Notes?
You do the song from Christmas Vacation, Christmas Vacation.
The Christmas Vacation song?
Yeah, the song.
I think that'd be a great idea.
Yeah.
Ho,
ho, ho.
The best one would be Mike Water standing in front of the station logo in a long underwear.
Colored red a nice Christmas cap on and just that smile that we've seen advertised so much
That's you know, that's a lot of stuff was that all in one breath?
Well, yes, so a picture of me in front of a station logo I'd have to go get some red long underwear, but other than that I can accomplish that They
do make them in your dimensions.
I'm glad for that how you know that I'll never know but
I met you one day in front of the Hiawafa
City Hall I remember of course I do that's the one time I finally met
Wittywood, Wooderson, Woodbro.
Oh, God, you know who this...
Of course I do.
But I like the suggestion.
Instead of long underwear, we got to call it winter underwear.
Walking around in winter underwear, you know, that whole thing.
Red.
I mean, the red is brilliant.
I don't know if I'm smart enough to wear brilliant red.
Well, not in front of
anybody.
Well, all right.
Now, those are some great suggestions.
I'm going to start working on that water's wake up call Christmas card.
I'm hoping to have everything done by Monday morning.
And then I'll post it to social media.
And that's Monday morning, December.
you're listening to this in the future.
You know, like 50 or 100 years or not.
Never mind waters out.
Catch you back here Monday morning, bright and early at 5 38.
Day mornings, 5 30 to
10.
