The Waters Wake Up Call XMAS Card

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The Waters Wake Up Call XMAS Card

The Waters Wake Up Call with Mike Waters · Fri Dec 9, 2022

Water's here from the Water's Wake Up Call.

Thanks for helping me out with my Water's Wake Up Call Christmas card this morning.

The Hiawata Water Tower ought to be on that Christmas card.

Yes, the Hiawata Water Tower.

Brilliant.

Next.

I thought you would want us to use song titles, so here's what I came up with.

All right.

It's a marshmallow world in the winter, so let it snow.

because baby, it's cold outside and Santa Claus is coming to town.

That's great.

And I know I'm going to see MIGDOR it with this, but it's a marshmallow world.

I don't know that song.

That's L.D.

Martin one.

It's a marshmallow world in the winter.

And, you know, it wouldn't be Christmas without the Christmas ding dong.

I

heard you talking about dingolings.

I thought I better call it.

Ding dong's got to be the ultimate dingoling.

Dingoling Christmas bells are ringing.

Ding dong, ding dong.

Should we just put ding dong?

Christmas bells are ringing, and then maybe the image of a hostess ding dong right underneath, and then I could decorate the ding dong with tinsel and lights and whatnot.

That would be great, right?

It's a what?

It's a bute, Clark.

It's a bute, Clark.

I know!

Carl, come on!

What do you think?

What do you think this is my first Christmas, Carl?

Okay, it's a bute, Clark.

Not, uh, bleepers full.

That one?

That I- I can't say.

Oh yeah, I can only say half of it.

Or... Why is the carpet wet, Todd?

I don't know, Margo!

Yeah.

That's a very quotable movie.

Yes, it is.

Yeah, that's a beaut.

That's a beaut, Clark.

Beautiful.

All

right, man.

Thanks for that, cousin Carl.

You're

welcome.

Can you hear me OK, Mike?

I can hear you beautifully.

Great.

I'm going to say three words for your Christmas.

Awesome.

Hold on.

I'm going to get a pen.

OK.

OK, I'm ready.

Cherish, love.

and remember

those are three pretty good words

I use those words your family your friends love the people love people and remember the ones you've lost right remember them

right and I think we all have very special people we've lost that we wish we could have with them this year so appreciate who you have while they're here yes what is your name my name is Tim that's awesome thanks for those Tim

thank you

For the card, we wish you a year of hope, faith, joy, and peace.

Hope, faith, joy, and peace.

Yep.

And quiet.

Hope, joy, peace, and quiet.

Four words are the four first handles that are lit in an advent dream.

Oh, really?

Mm-hmm.

Well, that's good information and four great words for the card.

Thank you, Ida.

Yes.

Like, wing, wing, wing, wing, wing, wing, wing, wing, wing, wing, wing, wing, wing, wing, wing, wing, wing, wing, wing, wing, wing, wing, wing, wing, wing, wing, wing,

wing, wing, wing, wing, wing, wing, wing,

wing, wing, wing, wing, wing, wing, wing, wing, wing, wing, wing, wing, wing, wing, wing, wing, wing, wing, wing, wing, wing, wing, wing, wing, wing, wing, wing,

wing, wing, wing, wing, wing, wing, wing

Do a lot of people deck you this time of year?

Yeah,

I'm sorry.

They shouldn't pick on you, you know, they shouldn't pick on you.

Next time that happens, you call me and I'll boom, be there.

I'll knock some sense into some people if you need, all right?

They haven't already called you?

No, Christmas bells might be ringing, but my phone is silent.

Yeah, what are you gonna do?

Anyway, do you have a suggestion for the Water's Wake Up Call Christmas card, holo

notes?

Christmas vacation, Christmas vacation.

The Christmas

vacation song.

Yeah, the song.

I think that'd be a great idea.

Yeah.

Ho, ho,

ho.

The best one would be Mike Waters standing in front of the station logo in a long underwear.

Ha ha.

Colored red.

A nice Christmas cap on and just that smile that we've seen advertised so much.

And I'm

saying this

because it would look wonderful and

that's you know, that's a lot of stuff Was that all in one breath?

Well, yes, so a picture of me in front of a station logo I'd have to go get some red long underwear, but other than that I can accomplish that

they do make them in your dimensions

I'm glad for that how you know that I'll never know but

I met you one day in front of the Hiawafa City Hall

I remember of course I do that's the one time I finally met

You know who it is.

Oh, no.

Of course I

do.

But I like the suggestion.

Instead of long underwear, we got to call it winter underwear.

Walking around in winter underwear, you know, that whole thing.

Red.

I mean, the red is brilliant.

I don't know if I'm smart enough to wear brilliant red.

Well, not in front of

anybody.

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