Water's here from the water's wake-up call, random Wednesday morning.
I love it because I have no idea what's gonna happen.
Well good morning Mike,
how are you?
I'm doing pretty good there, Carrie from Dicert.
How are you doing?
I am doing well.
A little chilly, but I'm
good.
Oh, it's a little early for chilly.
Yeah, I do.
What are you doing this morning?
What do you do this early?
I'm working.
Already?
Yeah.
Who goes to work this early?
Oh, I do.
I guess I do.
I shouldn't be even asking that.
You're just so silly.
Aren't
I?
I am Silly Willy.
Just call me Silly Willy today.
That'll be my random name.
Okay, Silly Willy.
And since it's Chilly out, I can be Chilly Willy, Silly Willy, Chilly Willy the Penguin.
Oh, Mike, I needed your laugh today.
Thank you.
Silly, Chilly
Willy.
Silly, Chilly Willy.
Good morning, Mr.
Waters.
God, I'm trying to remember this voice.
Now, hold on.
Hold on.
No, not Larry.
Blinda.
No, not Blinda.
Moe.
Moe!
It's a Hawaiian.
Hi, Hawaiian.
Hey, how are you?
I'm probably a couple years older than when we last spoke, but how are you?
Much better now that November is gone.
Oh, bad November?
I
started out November with a car accident, towed my car.
Oh my god, how did you make out in this car
accident?
OK, was there any hospital time?
What happened?
Hospital time, not at that point.
Well,
I've got my car and I've got everything hooked up so I can talk to you again.
So I'm like, all right.
Well, and of course, that's all that matters.
But what happened?
Can you talk about what
happened?
Did you know that your foot is the same size from your ankle to your wrist?
They're exactly the same.
You know what?
I'm gonna find a tape measure and measure the length of my arm between the wrist and the elbow and then I'll measure my foot and we'll see if that's correct.
It's not an exact science.
Oh
sure.
Now that you hear that I'm gonna test the theory.
No please do.
Have you tested it for yourself?
No I haven't and I probably
should.
You give me a random fact and
You don't even know if it's true?
I mean, come on, can we?
For whatever reason, I was thinking about the movie Pretty Woman, and I remember her randomly saying,
yes, Richard Geer.
So Julia Roberts says that in Pretty Woman.
Yes.
I'm going to find that clip.
That'll be the random clip of the day.
There you go.
You have two
assignments.
One of them is the pretty woman thing.
I guess I've forgotten what the other assignment is.
Oh, good Lord.
You are going to go find a major in your class.
Oh,
well, yes, yes.
Good Lord, Kelly.
OK.
Well, I'm going to get on that.
All right.
Well, good morning, Iron Man.
How are you?
Hey, we need to come up with a random name for you.
That's what we're doing today.
We're figuring out random names just for today.
So you can't be Kenneth, which is your real name, and you can't be Iron Man.
What do you think you should be?
What should your random name be
today?
Well
Igor was kind of small and hunched over.
I mean Frankenstein was the big one.
Okay, Flankenstein.
That's what we'll call you.
We'll call you Flankenstein on this random Wednesday.
Now that we've got that taken care of, what can I do for you, Flankenstein?
Really?
I didn't even know there were 100 folds in a cook's hat.
Is this like a chef's hat or what kind of a hat is
this?
Well,
that's, you know, I've never heard that.
And I didn't even know, first of all, that there were 100 folds in a chef's hat, and I didn't know there were 100 ways to make an egg.
But I guess it makes sense.
There are so many
ways.
Cool.
Well, she would know.
She would know, then.
That's awesome, man.
Well, thanks for that random fact, Frankenstein.
You're welcome.
All right.
You have a fantastic day, my friend.
So this way, when you make breakfast, you tell your wife, beautiful wife, that is.
Yes, yes.
You now have a list of, or look up, the list of 100 ways that you can now make me
breakfast.
Yeah.
Yeah!
Now, she'll say, you get up too early.
You're making your own damn breakfast.
Mr. Waters, DJ extraordinaire!
Well, good morning, Woody-Wood-Wooder-Wooder-Wood-Widdin'-Woodieson Walters.
I'm
waiting for you to catch your breath.
Yeah, I know.
I did.
I just did.
I was foolish enough to commit to calling, so... Yes.
...a man of
my word I am.
Good.
The story is...
I would like a shout out to my parents.
It's their anniversary today.
What anniversary is it?
They were married in 1940.
Wow,
so 82nd.
Yeah.
I'm
sure that was a bunch of money
in
Yeah capital back then but
yeah their
first wedding anniversary they were attending a movie with my aunt and Uncle and the movie sadly enough was Interrupted manager of the theater came in and
After he turned the lights up and said, folks, we're going to send you home.
Something has happened.
Those dog on Japanese have bombed Pearl Harbor.
So we have a little bit of a crisis going on in the country.
I was going to say, I wonder how their their first anniversary went.
But there it is.
They went out for a nice, nice night to the movies and maybe out to dinner, possibly Pearl Harbor happened.
That's nuts.
So the first anniversary went off with a bang.
Yeah.
I would prefer to add that in, but... Mr. Waters!
Truck-a-todd!
Boy, another one I haven't heard from you for a long time now, truck-a-todd.
What you been up to?
Why you been avoiding me, huh?
Why you not answering my calls or writing back?
Huh?
Answer me.
Yeah, trucker, you.
Justin,
busy, busy, busy.
Busy, busy as a beaver in the bead at Trucker Dodd.
So how are you?
How've been things, how things been the last, uh, what, year and a half, I think it was?
Oh, been going back and forth to the doctor a little bit.
I gotta have some surgery here in the 30th.
Everybody, uh, uh, Hawaiian just called.
She had an accident and I was talking about my friend had, had a crazy accident.
with an aneurysm, and now Trucker Todd's got surgery.
What's going on?
Oh, rotator cuff.
I'm going
to be out of
commission for three, four months.
Oh, yeah.
Mrs. Waters had that.
It doesn't feel good.
Have you ever had the rotator cuff surgery?
No.
Oh, you'll enjoy it.
You'll enjoy it, Trucker
Todd.
Everybody keeps telling me that.
Yeah, anybody who's had it.
And I haven't had it, but I certainly experienced it firsthand with Mrs. Waters, so.
I wish y'all the best with that.
When are you going in?
The 30th.
So you'll have a great New Year's Eve.
It'll be a good night to name it, though.
I'll have to use my other hand to throw some back.
What was that?
I'll have to use my other hand to throw something back.
Yeah, you will.
It is a good night to get numb, though, so maybe your shoulder would appreciate that, golly.
I'm not looking for it at surgery, but I'll be looking for it to have it done.
And then, you know what, once you have it done, then it only gets better from there.
There you go.
There you go.
You know, unless there are terrible complications, well, that's not going to happen to you, Trucker Todd.
Being at Windham Wednesday
is
about some black old Arkansas.
OK.
I was surprised when I heard that that wasn't even an original Black Oak Arkansas song.
Really?
Yeah.
You'd think Jim Dandy, the lead singer, he would have written the song for himself, but not the case.
Well, I'll be learned something new every day.
Weekday mornings, 5 30 to
10.
