Waters here from the Waters Lakeup Call.
Hope you have it a great weekend.
I certainly had a great time on Friday morning playing the Urban Dictionary Name Game with you.
Good morning Mr. Waters.
Well, Trucker Trevor, how you doing, man?
Good.
Well, I just kind of know what my name means.
All right, well, let's enter Trevor.
Trevers are downright amazing.
Good at everything.
They rarely find a game or sport or task that is difficult for them.
They are extremely good looking.
What?
Good Lord.
I don't have a definition like this.
They are extremely good looking, but don't know it.
Tall, lean, and muscular.
I don't know about that.
Yeah, I've seen you.
I don't know either, Trevor.
Uh, he'll fix your sink.
Make you laugh while doing it, then kiss you so lovingly, it makes your legs weak.
Hey Trevor, you want to come over and fix my sink?
Um, sure, but it's gonna be your wife there,
not mine.
Oh no, I was thinking about sending the wife out for milk.
What does it mean?
Dustin is alluring, wise, and adventurous.
Are you adventurous, Dustin?
Well, I'm a traveling salesman.
Yeah.
OK.
How far do you travel?
I just stay here in Iowa.
So semi-adventurous, we'll say.
They have a lot of charisma and wit, which makes them irresistible.
So there you go.
Now you know what Dustin means.
You can use that to pick up any girl you want.
I might have a connection at church starting, though.
I know it's going to be like this week.
If you're looking to start a conversation,
and just say, hey, my name is Dustin.
You want to know what it means on Urban Dictionary and you get out your smartphone, you go to Urban Dictionary and you read it.
The best time to do it would be when they're passing the hat around for contributions.
We
don't do that anymore because of COVID.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Oh, well, then I'll have to start going to church again.
I'm just curious to know what the Urban Dictionary says about Karen.
A Karen is a pejorative term used for any 29 to 55 year old middle to upper middle class white woman.
A Karen will go out of her way to impose their belief structures on any unwitting or unsuspecting individual.
Karen then yielded, here's an example.
Karen then yielded her most powerful tool, her iPhone 10, pounding the screen vigorously and slamming it to her ear.
Um, hello?
Can I speak with the manager?
Yes ma'am, I'm the manager.
What kind of place are you running here?
I'm currently in the drive-thru lane and I've been waiting here for 15 minutes.
Do you think that's acceptable?
Oh, we apologize ma'am.
Your meal is free.
Karen, that's awful!
You're not that person at all, Karen!
If it makes other people laugh, there'll be a- Uh, Dallon.
Spell that for me.
D-A-O-O-O-N.
Dallon.
Uh, a funny, smart, weird...
Literal person, most Dalons prefer hobbies involving playing video games.
You big gamer, Dalon?
So you're a weird gamer like all Dalons are apparently.
What's your big video game?
What are you best at?
Fortnite.
Well, it also says, and I don't know if this applies to you, Dalon, Dalons can be a bit hot-headed sometimes, so be careful.
Okay, okay.
Hey, man.
Don't don't get mad.
Don't don't get hotheaded on me, man
Sorry I said anything, man.
I'm sorry I said anything.
Hey, Maynard.
Maynard.
A term to call a person rather than their name similar to man or dude.
Hey, Maynard.
Like saying, hey, dude.
Hey, Maynard.
The prototype hippie.
Are you kind of a hippie, Maynard?
Not a hippie, per se.
You know what I think of when I think of Maynard?
What's that?
Malto meal, I think.
Commercial.
Good stuff, Maynard.
That's right.
It also says a Maynard is your
regular bad so that sounds like you made it day mornings 530 to
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