Who used all the Wi-Fi?
Ah, apartment life.
Bad Wi-Fi, mystery laundry piles, and a roommate who says, I'll Venmo you.
Maybe 2027 deserves an upgrade.
Coming August 2027, Four Lakes Properties introduces the brand new Union Station Apartments, furnished in-unit washer and dryer.
Internet included a great central downtown location, one to five bedroom apartments, and no double occupancy fees.
That's less adulting and more actually enjoying where you live.
Union Station Apartments, now leasing from Four Lakes Properties.
Wait, we have a washer and dryer in the apartment?
Department?
Bill
Clinton says while he was in office he sent federal agents to area 51 to find out if aliens existed and you know if so they want to have sex.
That's what Bill was all about.
So a new study says that running marathons can age you 10 years.
Wow and that's why the only marathons I do
are Monty Python marathons.
That's it.
Thousands of cows dropped dead in Kansas.
Or as anyone who's been to Kansas put it, thousands of lucky cows no longer live in Kansas.
A Florida man used bad driving to get pulled over so he could tell police that three other men in the car had kidnapped him.
Meanwhile, my wife uses bad driving just to get places, so...
I don't know what the what the purpose was of that joke was but He's sealed back to the future VHS tape sold for 75 grand You know for that price it better come with someone to adjust the tracking Lionel Richie turns 73 73 today so now when Lionel says all night long It's his answer to the question.
How often did you get up to pee last night?
Vince McMahon stepped down following sexual misconduct allegations.
I mean, it's a huge blow for the WWE since not just anyone can tell guys to hit each other with folding chairs.
It takes somebody very special.
And finally, the World Cup will be played in the US in 2026, which is convenient because our men's team can serve as pretty much ushers.
So, yeah, so there you go.
Those are your hits.
And run
headlines!
Who used all
the
Wi-Fi?
Ah,
apartment life.
Bad Wi-Fi, mystery laundry piles, and a roommate who says, I'll Venmo you.
Maybe 2027 deserves an upgrade.
Coming August 2027, Four Lakes Properties introduces the brand new Union Station apartments, furnished, in-unit washer and dryer.
Internet included a great central downtown location, one to five bedroom apartments, and no double occupancy fees.
That's less
adulting and more actually enjoying where you live.
Union Station Apartments now leasing from Four Lakes Properties.
Wait, we have a washer and dryer in the apartment?
