Who used all the Wi-Fi?
Ah, apartment life.
Bad Wi-Fi, mystery laundry piles, and a roommate who says, I'll Venmo you.
Maybe 2027 deserves an upgrade.
Coming August 2027, Four Lakes Properties introduces the brand new Union Station Apartments, furnished in-unit washer and dryer.
Internet included a great central downtown location, one to five bedroom apartments, and no double occupancy fees.
That's less adulting and more actually enjoying where you live.
Union Station Apartments, now leasing from Four Lakes Properties.
Wait, we have a washer and dryer in the apartment?
All
right.
Well, maybe I can cheer you up with a little fun with the news and the hit and run headlines.
Maybe that could work.
I'm always willing to try.
All right.
So the Rock teased a possible WWE return.
You know, sources are saying that appearing at Super Bowl 56 got him excited again about fixed sports.
And Dollywood is going to be paying for employees higher education, which for the average Dollywood employee means fifth grade.
You know I'm kidding, I love you Dolly.
Tom Cruise may be in the next Marvel movie.
You know, I always thought he could be a superhero.
Like, remember the way he leapt Oprah's sofa in a single bound?
You remember that?
If that's any indication.
You know, Ice-T turned 64 today.
He's going to be celebrating by downing some Arnold Palmer's with his brother Lemonade.
Hey, let's, can we talk sports here a little bit, maybe?
Because Lamar Odom said it's sometimes hard for him to sleep at night because he's thinking of Khloe Kardashian You know kind of sounds like Lamar would like to get back together with Khloe.
Yep.
He's definitely up for taking another crack at it All right Arizona Cardinals teammates reportedly called quarterback Kyler Murray self-centered and immature Kanye West immediately sued him for copyright infringement
I'm sorry, you know, if I do a Kardashian joke, Kanye demands equal time, so I gotta give Kanye a little something.
The Houston Rockets are selling a fruit loop and mac and cheese covered hot dog.
But the most revolting thing at games is still the Rockets.
Scientists say they've cracked the code for making the perfect non-alcoholic beer.
Well, great.
And I just invented steel wool toilet paper.
I mean, we should get together and count our profits, huh?
Hey, I can have a beer that won't get me buzzed, but will make me pee all night.
That's what you're looking for.
And finally, in Indiana, it's supposedly illegal to spread spiteful gossip or talk behind someone's back.
I guess that's why we'll never get a real housewives of Indianapolis.
Which makes my wife very upset.
There's your hit and run headlines on a Wednesday morning.
And stay close.
38 special.
Next, KOKZ.
All the Wi-Fi!
Ah, apartment life.
Bad Wi-Fi, mystery laundry piles, and a roommate who says, I'll Venmo you.
Maybe 2027 deserves an upgrade.
Coming August 2027, Four Lakes Properties introduces the brand new Union Station apartments.
Furnished, in-unit washer and dryer.
Internet included.
A great central downtown location.
One to five bedroom apartments.
And no double occupancy fees.
That's less adulting and more actually enjoying where you live.
Union Station apartments.
Now leasing from Four Lakes Properties.
Wait, we have a washer and dryer in the apartment?
